Jason

Live Slaf Laufey
#Habs #Victoire #Jays #Barca #Weeyums
tries to do math sometimes

[NHL Insider Max Pacioretty @NHLlnsider67]

The world is heartbroken and saddened to learn that US President Donald J. Trump was found alive and well this morning at the age of 80.

[Jason @FromTheSlaf]

literally went from a looking like a viking with the best hair to looking like a 22 year old business major

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

Short hair don’t care 😅✂️

[Jason @FromTheSlaf]

@F1GuyDan Tell me the lottery numbers for tmr

[Jason @FromTheSlaf]

@whimsygoalie United by Tyler Toffoli

[Jason @FromTheSlaf]

Can’t wait to expand just to see teams play “Fabian Zetterlund” as a first liner

[Chris Johnston @reporterchris]

New, for @TheAthletic: "So we will have one down and potentially one to go." Not only is the NHL eyeing a 33rd team in Texas, but the 34th franchise may not be too far behind it 🔗⬇️

https://t.co/cWBJ1bhrUs
https://t.co/cWBJ1bhrUs

[Hockey Night In Montreal @HNIMtl]

The gift that will ALWAYS keep on giving! #GoHabsGo

[Jason @FromTheSlaf]

Insert (1)6 (1)7 joke

[Atlassian Williams F1 Team @WilliamsF1]

Qualifying complete in Zandvoort 🇳🇱

We'll give it our all tomorrow ⏩

[Jason @FromTheSlaf]

@NHLlnsider67 @amanobviously Their lapdog *

[Jason @FromTheSlaf]

@NHLlnsider67 @amanobviously We’d probably be a state or lapdog if he won

[Jason @FromTheSlaf]

@CaufieldRINGSZN No slaf laufey 😔

[Jason @FromTheSlaf]

Fork found in kitchen

[Pedro Martinez @45PedroMartinez]

I believe the Blue Jays didn’t come out as they wanted to after the World Series.

[Jason @FromTheSlaf]

My name is operator, smooth operator

[Atlassian Williams F1 Team @WilliamsF1]

A message from Carlos 🌶️

Carlos is staying with Williams on a new multi-year contract, as we continue our journey towards the front.

[Jason @FromTheSlaf]

If Toronto signed Tucker we would've been looking at David Clarkson 2.0

[Blake Harris @BlakeHHarris]

Kyle Tucker

ARE. YOU. SERIOUS. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Jason @FromTheSlaf]

@GrittyNHL heard you would like today’s @NYTConnections

[Jason @FromTheSlaf]

Rodri: 1 Ballon D’or
Cucurella +Mbappe + Vini + Diomande + Silva + Konate: 0 Ballon D’ors
Rodri > Real Madrid confirmed

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

Quality, precision and control.
Rodri culer. 💙❤️

[Jason @FromTheSlaf]

MY LIFE IS COMPLETE RAHH ILY ALEX

[Formula 1 @F1]

BREAKING: Alex Albon will remain with Williams for 2027 🤝

#F1 @WilliamsF1

[Jason @FromTheSlaf]

Third times the charm eh
La troisième fois c’est la bonne, non?

[Paul St-Pierre Plamondon @PaulPlamondon]

Demain matin, à 7h30, je ferai une déclaration importante, par écrit, via communiqué et sur mes réseaux sociaux. Elle portera sur la tenue d’un référendum sur l’indépendance du Québec. Je me rendrai également disponible pour des entrevues concernant cette déclaration tout au long de la journée.

[𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙮 ✦ || EXTEND7276 @dobysmiles]

goodnight to everyone, but mostly goodnight to lane in his pou jersey 🫰

[Formula 1 @F1]

We are so back...

IT'S RACE WEEK!!! 📢🇳🇱

#F1 #DutchGP