Waiting Room BS

[Waiting Room BS @Frontdeskchiro]

ME: I can do as early as 11:45.
PT: Is that the earliest you have?
Me: ...yes
#scheduleprobs

[Waiting Room BS @Frontdeskchiro]

"Oh, that time is PERFECT...except I'm going to be about 15-20 min late, is that okay?"
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[Waiting Room BS @Frontdeskchiro]

(Man standing outside for many minutes, then I finally buzz him in)
ME: Did u ring the bell?
HIM: No, I don't like...bells, u know
#fullmoon

[Waiting Room BS @Frontdeskchiro]

Why do people argue with me about how long it's been since their last appointment?

[Waiting Room BS @Frontdeskchiro]

When caller ID shows you called 3 times in less than 5 minutes, but you don't leave a message. #scheduleprobs

[Waiting Room BS @Frontdeskchiro]

"I would rather sit on a broken dirty toilet seat & stick my hand in the tank 2 close the flap than walk 10 more feet 2 the other bathroom."

[Waiting Room BS @Frontdeskchiro]

Vocal Fry chick: "I don't even know if a chiro visit would be appropriate."
...
Me: "Ok."
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Vocal Fry chick: "Well...I mean..."
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Me:

[Waiting Room BS @Frontdeskchiro]

@StateFarm Need to update your phone menus. I was directed 2x to disconnected extensions. #poorcustomerservice

[Waiting Room BS @Frontdeskchiro]

"I had an appt on Sat but I just didn't show up, but it's 4:30pm on Mon and I need to be seen today."
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[Waiting Room BS @Frontdeskchiro]

Hi, I'm taking my wife's appt, without consulting with your office first, and I'm a new patient.
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[Waiting Room BS @Frontdeskchiro]

If you call a dr office, and your 1st words are "You're going to kill me but..." maybe rethink what you are about to say.
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[Waiting Room BS @Frontdeskchiro]

Adult: someone who makes an appt, and then shows up on time. Not adult: showing up 2 hours early then trying to blame us.
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[Waiting Room BS @Frontdeskchiro]

Cher from Clueless couldn't have given me more 'tude than this crazy patient, and all I asked was: "Your name please?"

[Waiting Room BS @Frontdeskchiro]

Just because an employee isn't sitting in front of you doesn't mean they have quit, been fired, or died. They just aren't here.

[Waiting Room BS @Frontdeskchiro]

If you want me to know who you are, try using your name, instead of some trivial episode that I couldn't possibly remember.
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[Waiting Room BS @Frontdeskchiro]

If you want to use ins, bring your card. It's not a difficult concept.

[Waiting Room BS @Frontdeskchiro]

Especially if the reason you are 30 min late is because you stopped to have breakfast.
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[Waiting Room BS @Frontdeskchiro]

I would love to somehow make pts understand when we schedule at X time, we want to see you at X time, not 30 min early/late.
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[Waiting Room BS @Frontdeskchiro]

My appt is at 10:30, I got here at 10:15. It's now 10:28 and I can't wait any longer. I want to RS.
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