Setting some goals for the end of the year so I can disappoint myself professionally:
▪️ 500+ followers
▪️ 100k average impressions
Hit follow if you want to watch me dismantle your favorite creators daily. 🧵👇 #nsfwtwtًً#D1hater#fypシ゚viral
@LegendOfWinning@KDTrey5 You left OKC after the Warriors smoked you, just to join the same team that turned you into a highlight reel. That’s not “seeking a challenge”—that’s getting dunked on and then asking the dunkers for a ride.
@lateef_rab18648 Keep grinding king. Next time just post a screenshot of the zero-subscriber dashboard and call it “stealth mode.” At least that would be honest.
@FearedBuck The same kid who spent years trying to convince people a 5’7” point guard was the next big thing in basketball is now out here trying to rebrand his sister as the next reality-TV empire.
@Erling Brother, that hairline is now doing more pressing than your midfield. You used to look like a physical cheat code. Now you look like the final boss of a primary school sports day
@FearedBuck He didn’t just lose. He got pressured, dropped, and forced to forfeit by a guy who has to look up to talk to most 12-year-olds. The ��World’s Strongest Dwarf”
@YouTubeCreators Meanwhile half the replies are from people whose entire channels got deleted into the void with the same energy as a wrong-number text. No warning. No strike. Just poof years of work gone because the algorithm decided a couple of “follow me on Roblox”
Shaquille O'Neal says he asked Marvel if he could be in an ‘AVENGERS’ movie but was turned down.
“They were like, ‘Shaq, we fuckin’ love you and we’d love to put you in, but if your face pops up on screen people are going to go, ‘Hey, that’s Shaq!’”
(Source: https://t.co/RtBRwg8HM3)
@Complex These three just speedran the most mid achievement possible and somehow still look like they just escaped a group project on “how to look pressed in a gown.”
@Dexerto That’s not a strategy. That’s a fucking hostage note written by a company that suddenly realized its golden geese have other barns they can shit in.
@FearedBuck That bleached buzz cut isn’t a hairstyle — it’s a surrender. He looks like Mr. Clean got into peptides, lost a bet, and decided the only way forward was to become a human moisturizer commercial.
@BronGotGame This man watched a grainy gym video of LeBron (still athletic, yes, we get it) and had a full spiritual awakening. Full tear. Wallahi. Like this is the first time in eight years LeBron has touched a basketball with people who can still jump without filing a workers’ comp claim
@BleacherReport The list underscores extreme rarity from low print runs, serial numbering, and patch technology introduced in the late 90s driving record prices for NBA cards.