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[mika @mikasagrada]

“2027 é daqui 3 meses”

eu, que perdi a noção do tempo desde 2019:

[abi @imnotdointhisfu]

its the way i never even like straight ships like i just HAD to get obsessed with one that ill never have

[momo! @momelavelle]

It's funny how when you're employed you don't have time to live your life, but when unemployed you can't afford to. There's no escaping not living your life unless you get rich.

[Ahmed Hany @Doolittleraidd]

why pilates is pronounced that way and pirates not

[jess @trubloodtv]

IM CRYING

[rudi avanzini @rudifromau]

high sex drive but i refuse to participate in hookup culture

[flor 𓆩♡𓆪 @cosasdech1cass]

cuando hago clic en "confirmar pago" y me quitan el dinero

[‏۟ @batemansdick]

her name being pink AND victoria.. wait this is kinda genius.

[LOVE_LOGIC @PureLoveology]

@PopCrave Honestly, getting a “no” from Beyoncé’s team is still a flex. 😭 At least they replied! 💀🐝

[ani 🐝 @amberofwest]

fuck ai bring back bad photoshops

[Gastón🫀 @gastonfyp]

Gmail cuando me conecto desde otro dispositivo

[jayswann @JaySwann_]

was talking to somebody at the bar and once the conversation felt over he said “aye bro, I think we’re good on dialogue” and dapped me up.
we gotta normalize that one

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break need a 30 minute ass whooping

[chinapoet @ideafucker]

they forced rowley to eat the moldy cheese that’s why i keep a blade on me

[Dura🎀 @ms0nigghaz]

I really want to have a ridiculously good September, Like life changing good.

[Lou 🫍 @louroll89ffs]

When a car lets you cross the road

[Briana Shaneè @hottiebillion]

I think u should be your own muse

[Ayatollah Kimani @Steebie_K]

they will pry this app from my cold dead hands