Emma Swan

Just a girl and her sword, trying to save the world. (The Deadvengers, parody, ✖️No DMs)

[Emma Swan @FrostedSword]

~Excali-burn~

"I'm just a sword trying to fall in love with a girl. Same old story."

🗡️Emma Swan / Excaliborg
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🔪unless I like you, uninvited people sending DMs get stabbed.

[Emma Swan @FrostedSword]

Hello madam mayor.

[Regina Mills @CrimsonMonarch_]

Well, up until now it has been.

[Emma Swan @FrostedSword]

Eh. They're all assholes anyway

[Blue @DarthGodCat]

I- uhhhh

You-

They hunt fire elementals to the brink of extinction every few years to make that stuff

[Emma Swan @FrostedSword]

And Grandshelt fire wine is cruelty free! No dwarves were forced to live underneath the surface of the earth to make it

[Blue @DarthGodCat]

You'd think I'd argue that point but at one point while trying to reboot the multiverse, Emma and I stopped off to get some fancy Ivalician wine because it's the only stuff that can get either of us drunk that isn't made of pixie dust.

[Emma Swan @FrostedSword]

Between the two of us, we have two brain cells who regularly compete for third place.

[Blue @DarthGodCat]

Gotta love best friends who dare eachother into stupid ideas with the express understanding that the only things on the planet that presently exist which can easily kill them is eachother by a rather large margin.

[Emma Swan @FrostedSword]

Is it?

[Regina Mills @CrimsonMonarch_]

What a dull Tuesday.

[Blue @DarthGodCat]

Do it, it'll be funny

[Emma Swan @FrostedSword]

I really shouldn't do it, should I?

[Emma Swan @FrostedSword]

Okay. So. Disconnected from a primary magic source. That's gotta be her. However, if we take that connection by putting together a thaumatic tether to your closest friends....

Aaaaand we wave the magic sword and go bippity boppity boop

[Blue @DarthGodCat]

Mrrrrr.

[Emma Swan @FrostedSword]

If I've got that right, that's cat for "hey, Listen!"

[Emma Swan @FrostedSword]

We don't have a time and relative werewolf in space kicking around to help us time travel anymore

[Emma Swan @FrostedSword]

That's a possibility but I don't like it

[Emma Swan @FrostedSword]

Unreasonably overpowered jellyfish alien of doom.

I would have expected this from Arachne before you but the sheer style of this little guy makes sense.

[Astoria Mills @Destroyerdottir]

I like this one better

[Emma Swan @FrostedSword]

All I'm saying is that Jiggly puff exists and you are all wrong about the best pokemon.

[Emma Swan @FrostedSword]

YOU CAN'T HAVE A NULL MAGICAL SIGNATURE

[Emma Swan @FrostedSword]

You walked into that one with a target on your face

[Blue @DarthGodCat]

My bad

[Emma Swan @FrostedSword]

. . . I mean, didn't you actually do that?

[Blue @DarthGodCat]

As an aside, I just want you to know, if I ever get tricked into a thaumatic lock again, I'm going to kill whoever did it's entire family. I am not going through that again.

[Blue @DarthGodCat]

I couldn't figure out how to stop wearing a nun-fairy avatar for over a decade and you presume anything complicated about me is by design?

[Emma Swan @FrostedSword]

Touché, but I more thought that you seemed complicated by intentional design, than anything else.

[Blue @DarthGodCat]

I hide it behind mystique, a 4 dimensional avatar, a fondness for tea and sufficient magic to end this entire universe. It usually works.

[Emma Swan @FrostedSword]

You really are very simple inside. I forget that, sometimes.

[Blue @DarthGodCat]

If I don't NEED a better plan, why would I MAKE a better plan?

[Emma Swan @FrostedSword]

No, you weren't, you just made better plans than the other guy's ability to overpower you enough times that it looked that way