KERBERΘS

|| IT/THEY || CONSTRUCTION PARODY ACCOUNT ||

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//Hi construction parodytwt this is my little guy be nice to them

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@RubyWolf1010 .That.puts.us.in.the.same.boat.

[It taps the Frostbrand against the ground.]

we don't remember much from before we awoke with this.

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@RubyWolf1010 [The other two winced at the sound, but its shoulders drooped in relief at the refusal.]

YOU'RE JUST SCARED WE'D-

.Your.sword.

where did you get it?

[The instigator glared incredulously at its body's co-inhabitants, only to be met with a look of desperation from them both.]

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@RubyWolf1010 WE'LL DO WHAT WE PLEASE.

[The gusto of the instigating head did not seem to be mirrored by the other two. It wasn't stupid, anyone could see that it was in no condition for another fight, yet it continued.]

WE BEAT YOU BEFORE AND WE CAN DO IT AGAIN.

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@RubyWolf1010 .Its.enough.of.a.reason.for.us.

[Fortunately, it had landed close to it's formerly discarded sword. Reclaiming the blade, it dug the blade into the ground and used it to push itself back upright.]

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@RubyWolf1010 BECAUSE YOU'RE ANNOYING.

[It dragged a hand down its middle face a gives itself a full body shake in an attempt to regain composure.]

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@RubyWolf1010 SHUT IT.

[Absolutely steaming, it tried to hide its faces with its arms with little success give that there were three of them.]

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@RubyWolf1010 [All three of its faces flushed. Kerberos seemed to have fully forgotten about its bloodloss induced dizziness. It attempted to take a step backand before responding, only to trip over its own legs.]

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@RubyWolf1010 [It sputtered. All three heads attempted to speak at once, leaving whatever they'd attempted to say entirely unintelligible. Giving up on communication, it simply turned away from the Questioner in a rather shitty attempted at hiding its frustration.]

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@RubyWolf1010 [It took their hand to haul itself back upright, but not a single head looked even remotely happy about the necessity. It swayed around struggling to find balance, like a newborn foal.]

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@RubyWolf1010 [The offending head growled, clearly wanting to spit out a few less kind words but a stern glare from the other two kept it shut.]

.Dont.

please help us up.

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@RubyWolf1010 PRICK.

[Frost began forming over the fresh wound, significantly slower than the patch that had spread across its chest. The flow of the blood had slowed but it hadn't stopped completely. That seemed to concern it.]

.Keep.up.your.end.of.the.bargin.

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@RubyWolf1010 [Its breathing was shallow, stuttering. Each head looked in a different direction, as if eye contact would have been an admittance of defeat. What a pathetic display.]

.Are.you.satisfied.

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@RubyWolf1010 [The flesh ripped with a sickening sound. One of its remaining arms clawed at the ground while the other was used to muffle a pained shriek. Despite the attempt to stay quiet, a whimper slipped out. It couldn't tell which it came from through the pain, nor did it want to know.]

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@UCANTESCAPELULZ [The three heads laughed, ranging from a low giggling to a bellowing cackle.]

YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE.

[After what felt like way too long, the mocking chorus calmed. It hoisted itself back up to its full height and began searching the room, sniffing about.]

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@RubyWolf1010 [It raised its extra arm stiffly.]

.Take.it.

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@RubyWolf1010 you = hungry?

[It glanced towards the corpse it had previously been using as a weapon, the thing was thoroughly mangled. Pretty unappetizing with all the damage it had sustained.]

.We.can.offer.

AN ALTERNATIVE.

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@RubyWolf1010 DON'T..

[It seemed to take quite a bit of effore to wheeze out the words, likely because of the chest injury.]

leave us..

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@RubyWolf1010 [It attempted to grasp at a different leg but its movements were slow and stiff. Another whine, louder this time.]

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@Defecttr ?