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Hi snowgies! If you ever have an idea for an incorrect quote please dm me!! I’m a busy gal so you’re all appreciated dearly 💕

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Ryder, jokingly: fun game to play with your kids. Play peekaboo but then never come back.

Elsa: our dad was really good at that game

Anna: so was our mom

Ryder: oh my god you guys...

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Anna: don’t you fucking die!!

Elsa: don’t tell me what to do

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Anna: wow your legs look great in those pants!

Kristoff: thanks you should see me without them

Anna:

Anna: why would you take off your legs

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Anna: would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be scared of how much they love me.

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Anna: making my way downtown walking fast

Hans: hey!

Anna: walking faster

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Kristoff: would you dare a guy that’s shorter than you?

Elsa: no

Kristoff: that’s a little shallow Elsa...

Elsa: I’m a lesbian kristoff

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Ryder: it’s times like this I wish I’d listened to what Yelena told me

Honeymaren: why what did yelena say?

Ryder: I don’t know I didn’t listen

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Hans, texting Anna: hey

Anna: hey

Hans: I can’t sleep

Anna: I can. Goodnight

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Olaf: as your best friend-

Kristoff: Sven is my best friend

Olaf: anyways as your best friend

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Elsa, showing off the enchanted forest during summer: ah the great outdoors! It’s so nice to have all this fresh air!

Anna: there are bugs EVERYWHERE

Kristoff, tipping his hat to a mosquito: m’laria

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Elsa: (sneezes into her elbow)

Anna: look at that! Elsas dabbing!

Elsa: no I’m not I just have allergies

Anna: look she’s going to do it again!

Elsa: (sneezed into her elbow again)

Anna: hit it elsa! Hit it!

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Olaf: I have a three step plan on how to get Anna to marry you

Kristoff: I’m listening

Olaf: step one, okay truth or dare

Kristoff: um

Olaf: step two, wait till she picks dare

Kristoff: no...

Olaf: STEP THREE dare her to marry you

Ryder, from the other room: it could work

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Olaf: (walks up to the mic at kristanna’s wedding and clears his throat, everyone smiles)

Olaf: anyone who doesn’t want their cake please pass it to me

Ryder: (wiping away tears) what a beautiful speech

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Elsa: come out of your room and make friends they said. It’ll be fun they said.

Kristoff: PUT IT OUT PUT IT OUT

Olaf: QUICK GET THE ANTI FLAME THROWER

Anna: FIRE EXTINGUISHER ITS CALLED A FIRE EXTINGUISHER

(Glass breaks, Anna screams)

Elsa: I’m going back to my room.

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Ryder: so what are you thinking

Honeymaren: you know how Elsa is cute but she can also look bad ass? Like she’s going to hurt people? She’s kind of like a sexy cactus.

Ryder: yeah I meant for dinner....

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Sven: a little while ago I lost my dear friend Olaf

Olaf: STOP TELLING EVERYONE IM DEAD

Sven: sometimes I can still hear his voice

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Elsa: Anna told me to stop sulking and “go get it dude” so I’m going to go get it dude.

Honeymaren: get...what exactly?

Elsa: I don’t know I’ll get everything I guess

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@nonadraws I’m baaaaaaaackkkkk

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Kristoff: Anna please calm down...

Anna: HOW CAN SOMETHING BE BIRTHDAY CAKE FLAVORED IF BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR

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Olaf: Give a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a day.

Bruni: Set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.