kj

cranberry juice enjoyer, horseshoe crab enthusiast, canon horse girl

[kj @fruitioopx]

been thinking about this parallel

[dill clues 🇵🇸🦈 (known dice cheat) @dillclues]

@fruitioopx okay count fagula

[kj @fruitioopx]

@imoutquesting okay cool guys problem solved

[kj @fruitioopx]

touring my dream place to live tomorrow and I'm getting a deal on it so it's literally perfect but it doesn't have a bath tub so what am i gonna do if i ever need to debate dean withers....

[kj @fruitioopx]

@luvjulesxox those kids deserve it

[kj @fruitioopx]

the newest phase in my "starting fights on the internet for fun" game is defending hobby horsing and woo it is a thrill

[kj @fruitioopx]

june was right (per usual) and they gave me an entire cup of straight gin with no tonic...it continues

[june ᢉ𐭩 @imoutquesting]

@fruitioopx they’re gonna give your ass rum-water at this rate

[kj @fruitioopx]

@imoutquesting dear god it has to stop

[kj @fruitioopx]

9am airplane gin and tonic here i come

[kj @fruitioopx]

@imoutquesting oh i am

[kj @fruitioopx]

the curse continues....just paid $8 for an energy drink at a coffee shop that was supposed to be prickly pear and blackberry flavored and it tastes like watered down cough syrup

[kj @fruitioopx]

i just love paying 19 whole dollars BEFORE tip for the worst chai latte I've ever had and a single slice of banana bread at a coffee shop that doesn't list their prices on the menu 🤩

[kj @fruitioopx]

AND it only has 75mg of caffeine so it's not even worth it

[kj @fruitioopx]

gracie vs phoebe beef is sooooo stupid and i highly doubt either of them are taking it nearly as seriously as people on the internet are if they actually even care at all

[kj @fruitioopx]

janie maxxing rn

[kj @fruitioopx]

i only keep people around who find me funny

[kj @fruitioopx]

@marxistmilkers loveland this time but I've had a near identical experience in parker

[kj @fruitioopx]

i just love paying 19 whole dollars BEFORE tip for the worst chai latte I've ever had and a single slice of banana bread at a coffee shop that doesn't list their prices on the menu 🤩

[kj @fruitioopx]

@imoutquesting genuinely, though i will admit the banana bread was stellar

[kj @fruitioopx]

@imnotquesting uhhh sure

[kj @fruitioopx]

@imnotquesting could you explain the joke more i don't think i get it

[kj @fruitioopx]

just sent my parents irrefutable evidence that i should drop out of college after this year so everybody pray for me that i get permission to drop out without being disowned 🤞

[kj @fruitioopx]

@imoutquesting that's what I'm saying !

[kj @fruitioopx]

oh I'm so fucked 😭