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I'm just here so I don't get fined.

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I identify as a woman owned business

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This edible got me thinking about the entirely useless port on the bottom of the wii u gamepad

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This edible got me googling shit like "All Enemies of Popeye"

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Rumor has it they're considering letting The Noid leave prison early as a reward for good behavior. What an awful idea!

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Buying a used record player off a guy who only refers to himself as "The Exhausted One" today, wish me luck

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Guy who thinks fly me to the moon was written for Bayonetta

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Frog and Toad would be hella good at eating pussy

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Sabotaging my opponent by replacing their golf ball with a fushigi

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Well well well... look who gyatted too close to the sun

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I know Joe Biden be making that thang squirt

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You're busy drinking a budweiser while I'm with my buds getting wiser

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Mr Beast should get his doctorate and start going by Dr. Beast

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Pussy so wet I thought it was Rudy Giuliani

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"aeroace" what is that some sort of professional pilot?!

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It's increasingly clear to me that liberals exist only to try and take away our right to attend pimped out no loads refused cum dump events. We can never allow them to win.

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Streets are sayin Gru engaged in race play with the minions. Real disappointed in him if true.

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Surgically replacing both my testicles with fushigis

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The lucky charms marshmallows are actually the horocruxes of the leprechaun and if you eat all the shapes at once you can vanquish him once and for all

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The cocoa puffs bird is a perfect example of why we need better mental health resources in this country. The harm he has caused to those around him is immeasurable and I fear it may never cease.

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The news was saying the Trix rabbit got arrested for child endangerment. Shouldn't be a shock to anyone who knew the guy!