Frum Seinfeld

If Jerry and his friends were orthodox Jews in an orthodox community

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@ZealouslyQuoted https://t.co/NapLEJO3ok

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"But they do. And they're the ones refusing the getts"

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@arinohem "Who doesn't have an opinion to share on the gett story?"

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The Elaine Principle: giving shul talkers an aliyah so they'll stop talking

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"But they do. And they're the ones refusing the getts"

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@der_masmid

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Uncle Leo clicks Jerry's shul fundraising link, scrolls through the donor names. He calls Jerry.

"Jerry! Hellllo! I saw you took $5 from Nana. You can't take money from Nana. She's on a very fixed income!"

Two minutes later Helen & Mordy call -

"Jerry how could you!"

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A mishloach manos has been given in your name to Keren Ha'ochel

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@EliLebowicz @bethtfiloh "Just a heads up so you're not nervous, there will be sheitel heads in the audience"

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HT @Dkarbo

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@HenMazzig If we worry about the Gazan children, who is going to worry about the Israeli children?

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"Oh no, I just realized your Charidy campaign ended. I probably should have clicked it earlier. Anyway, glad you reached your goal and good to hear for you".

https://t.co/wrkwsoRk3t

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@Saul_Sadka Palestine?

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@EliLebowicz https://t.co/EHuUEXslDK

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Seinfeld Torah

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Frank Costanza: "George get over here. Look at this. Is that a chicken or a hen?"

George: "I told you Dad, they're the same thing!"

Frank: "Then who's doing kaparos with the roosters?!"

Esthelle: "Stop pressuring him!"

Frank: "SELACH NA! MECHAL NA! KAPPER NA!"

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working off a full year's worth of aveiros

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@RealCandaceO @NickJFuentes Charlie Kirk the dentist?

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@ImrayPhee Sounds like a nice erotic journey

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@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump

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No more!

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🚨 @POTUS signs an Executive Order to end the Obama-Biden war on water pressure and Make America's Showers Great Again

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@islandjew The Purim "isru chag" extends at least three full days, or until the following Shabbat, whichever is longer.