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[😴 @Frunk__]

If you put reindeer ears on your car just settle down a lil bit chief

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

How it feels buying an energy drink at the gas station while filling up your car

[Fabipa @fabipa90]

“Este año por los feriados hay 12 findes largos”

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

Cleveland liquor store owners when they see the Browns QB depth chart every year.

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

direct deposit got me in jersey asking where Mike at

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

babysitting a bulldog and we’ve fallen into a cool dynamic. i chill on the couch and he stares at a wall and gasps like an astronaut whose helmet cracked

[Joey 🇸🇪 @jmck_35]

When I’m a couple beers deep and my kids ask me to play goalie in their street hockey game

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

George Pickens celebrating a touchdown

[𝐿𝓊𝓍𝑒𐙚 @btchsdtm]

How it feels to say “keep in mind” when I’m telling a story

[trevy @chillextremist]

I’ve never contributed to traffic in my entire life that’s all on y’all

[≝ kennedy-sloane @beepboopsloane]

beavers are so funny why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

This is the hardest dap up I’ve ever seen

Little guy said PUT ‘ER THERE BIG MAN

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

first kona big wave of the day has been opened 🌊

[Mike F @DeputyWarlock]

if i ever found out a mouse lived in my home, and he had a small archway in the wall, and he lived in there with small, real furniture, and he ventured out nightly to get one olive or a small wedge of cheese. i would stop at nothing to end his life. i would spare no expense

[lolt64🕵️ @lolt64]

when you carbonation burp and it seems to come from somewhere deeper, older

[Scott Petrak ct @ScottPetrak]

#Browns RB Jerome Ford said Jameis Winston calls a play in the huddle like he has a surprise to tell.

[HndrxxFans 🦅 @HndrxxFans]

It’s been 2 years since Queen Elizabeth II passed away.

What is your favorite Future song?

[Bananas Sr @geauxcrimson]

Me to the waiter when I hear my fajita platter come out the kitchen https://t.co/RR3k2jS0kP

[Noor @noorrzainab]

At the age where if I see a chair, I’m sitting

[honey darling @athousandpisses]

at the grocery store muttering “gimme dat shit” every time i put an item in my cart