Disingenua Frontbottom (Murdoch hack)

Now posting as @disingenuafbot

[Disingenua Frontbottom (Murdoch hack) @Fruntbottom]

@kels_316 @benjialpha The seppo who invented the segway (Dean Kamen) is unfortunately alive and well.

The pom who bought the company (Jim Heselden) is the man who died.

Heselden was a decent man and a philanthropist who made his fortune from his invention of flatpack revetments. (Hesco bastion)

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@kels_316 @ABillionSuns I need someone to check that it's not Juso Sinanovic (again)

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@mumbletwits @tfswebb It's still rare

https://t.co/XCRHh3E2HV

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@kels_316 Yes

One of our first casualties in Timor was an ADG crushed by a forklift.

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@kels_316 I handed out HTVcards for him, back in the day, despite not being in his electorate.

I agree with your assessment

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@LaurenRosewarne Your teacher said "berko" not "birko"

The word is derived from "berserk"

It has been around a lot longer than that jug 😕

https://t.co/HFdkf687s4

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@kels_316 I wouldn't have expected anything other than this sort of crap from Alston.

He's always been an idiot

https://t.co/3y6AYNDdqI

[Disingenua Frontbottom (Murdoch hack) @Fruntbottom]

@TonyOmara @DrAMVRostrumAO @Debceecee Guilfoyle wasn't a cabinet minister till 1975

She was also the second woman appointed to cabinet and the second woman to hold a ministerial portfolio

(But your point is still valid) ✔

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@kels_316 @horriblelizard @maximum_sincere @AusSyndicalist @WilburUncle John Kirkpatrick was an "illegal immigrant" who jumped ship in NSW and, after working his way to Fremantle, signed up for the army (under a false name) as a way to get home to pommyland.

He's always been my hero.

He would have hated Connolly

[Disingenua Frontbottom (Murdoch hack) @Fruntbottom]

@kels_316 @ellybaxterpr The Afghan refugees who arrived in Perth last week are in HQ

Another group arrived in Adelaide today

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Poor ignorant Alex doen't seem to realise that the vast majority of people in The Commonwealth live in nations that do not have Betty Windsor as their head of state and yet are democratic and successful

#Barbados will very likely be the same as the others

[Alexandra Marshall @ellymelly]

@KristenClarkeJD Check back in 20 years to find it crumbled into a failed dictatorship like most of the other nations who choose to be a republic over a constitutional monarchy.

[Disingenua Frontbottom (Murdoch hack) @Fruntbottom]

I actually feel sorry for @richardmcolbeck

Yes, he's incompetent and has to resign, but the real blame for the age care scandal should fall on @KenWyattMP

How does #TeflonKenWyatt manage to escape scrutiny?

Is there no journalist who cares enough to explain this to us?

[Disingenua Frontbottom (Murdoch hack) @Fruntbottom]

⌛

[Nick @jonnydene]

I'll buy a hat and eat it if Trump becomes President of the United States of America.

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@abcnews

I'm still laughing at that goose on ABC TV today who used the word "milquetoast" and pronounced it "mil-kwe-toast"

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Is this a very poor quality bot or a very subtle parody?

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Morrison and the rest of the spivs had set Australia on a path to recession

They must be thanking their lucky stars that the pandemic has provided a smokescreen

[Stephen Koukoulas @TheKouk]

Annual wages growth is 2.1%
CPI 2.2%
Real wages -0.1%

And this was for the March qtr, before COVID-19 hit the economy and the labour market.
The economy was in trouble before the virus popped up

[Disingenua Frontbottom (Murdoch hack) @Fruntbottom]

I loathe people who make this simple error but (usually) I'm loath to point out their mistake.

This time, however.....

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@Latte_Bogan "It has often been claimed in popular culture that the slang term for human bodily waste, crap, originated with Thomas Crapper because of his association with lavatories...The word crap is actually of Middle English origin..."

https://t.co/zkm3soSydx

[Disingenua Frontbottom (Murdoch hack) @Fruntbottom]

<guilty laughsnort>

[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

*knock knock*
"Who is it?"
"ADF"
"ADF? Fuck off."
"You want me to drop this cunt?"
https://t.co/fo9J1OR9Yn

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John Curtin did it too, even though he didn't have to

Curtin was a wartime PM elected *by the voters* unlike Churchill who never won a GE until 1951

Anyway Morrison's "cabinet" is just more flimflam, so who cares?