Long Dong Silver

Professional chef

[Long Dong Silver @FryDaddy69]

Every orange soda ever has such a high level of quality no matter which one you buy

[Long Dong Silver @FryDaddy69]

The fry daddy is back in town, dropping chicken and that mixtape all in the same night

[Long Dong Silver @FryDaddy69]

Here Comes the Boom and Nacho Libre are the same movie

[Long Dong Silver @FryDaddy69]

@Greenlea1Steven This is like saying kissing dudes is better than girls

[Long Dong Silver @FryDaddy69]

Don't even tell me you're oppressed until you have to dry off after a shower with a tshirt

[Long Dong Silver @FryDaddy69]

Why watch Black Panther when you can watch The Boondocks

[Long Dong Silver @FryDaddy69]

#PepsiHalftime

[Long Dong Silver @FryDaddy69]

There are 3 things that bring me joy that cannot be explained: Fishing, Gambling, and Scrabble.

[Clayton Engle @CEngle0020]

@Thatguyinthebck https://t.co/ypd4YDU5d7

[Game Grumps @GameGrumps]

instead of ICE cream they should call it NICE cream cause it's so nice

RT if you agree

[Long Dong Silver @FryDaddy69]

Portion control is for people who allow themselves to be controlled by the government and the media

[Long Dong Silver @FryDaddy69]

A thought I had

"Bald Eagles will snatch up anything they can...even a young woman's sense of joy and entitlement..."

[Long Dong Silver @FryDaddy69]

@that_trevor I've saved this picture 4 times because I keep forgetting that I have it and I realize I need it that bad

[Long Dong Silver @FryDaddy69]

@that_trevor Sometimes, a picture can move you more than words

[Long Dong Silver @FryDaddy69]

My dinner is so American I caught a football player kneeling

[Long Dong Silver @FryDaddy69]

"Admiral Nelson is like Captain Morgen's autistic younger brother they let into the army" - @BigPoppa078

[Long Dong Silver @FryDaddy69]

I could fight Chuck Norris

[Long Dong Silver @FryDaddy69]

Caterpillars dislike mint and Coral Blue number 2 Semi Gloss Lipstick. It's imperative to have both on you at all times when going outside

[Long Dong Silver @FryDaddy69]

#caterpillarsaredarkwizards