dan

my mum thinks im funny

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This meme proves it

[dan @FRYPANDAN69]

My boy speaking the truth

[dan @FRYPANDAN69]

Aloe Vera... skin care by the gods. #curemyrash

[Brax @konabrax]

Saw my fav celebrity yesterday

[t @al_pasito]

just got some new tight fitting undies
*call of duty voice*: package is secure

[Kevin Abstract @kevinabstract]

U ever have those moments where ur like wait I’m actually not that cool

[BORED @BoredElonMusk]

Shazam for avocado ripeness.

[dan @FRYPANDAN69]

@maestroponic Wife him

[t @al_pasito]

Gourmet

[dan @FRYPANDAN69]

@maestroponic Interesting choices

[dan @FRYPANDAN69]

What’s cooler than being cool

[dan @FRYPANDAN69]

I want whatever he’s having #reallifejesus

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

We seek happiness in external things without realizing that they don’t help when we have problems within. We need to focus instead on the joy that comes with peace of mind that allows us to remain happy whatever happens.

[dan @FRYPANDAN69]

@TofahChris #toomanytoes

[dan @FRYPANDAN69]

@TofahChris @the1andonlydyl No doubt it was Chris

[dan @FRYPANDAN69]

TGIF #amiright

[dan @FRYPANDAN69]

@TofahChris Oh wow it’s a real thing

[Kevin Abstract @kevinabstract]

I’m in Australia what the fuck

[dan @FRYPANDAN69]

Got a new dog today! Name suggestions?!?! #shesabitch

[dan @FRYPANDAN69]

First time tweeter #showmetheropes #welcometothetwitterosphere