Wilbur ‘Goblin Mode’ Sargento

goblins are real

[Wilbur ‘Goblin Mode’ Sargento @Frypanned]

I’m on south bravo writing my suicide note on the ForeFlight scratch pad while Sam mumbles some retard shit about burnt ends from Costco.

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I’m so sorry

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This isn’t happening

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Better to die a Chad than to live a Chud

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Stop smoking camels with mammals and come smoke some spirits with your dearest

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Give thanks to the river

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So many sticks in my Toyota you’d think we we in a forest. Homeboy hopped in wearing the XVIDEOS kicks and I knew I had to slime the motherfucker IMMEDIATELY. Drove into the CHINA 2 family restaurant at 90kmh and crumpled the passenger side in on young buck.

[Wilbur ‘Goblin Mode’ Sargento @Frypanned]

All I wanna do is drink mud and eat my opps

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Not all angels are in heaven. For instance, I am in the liqa store

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Sippin yerb naked at the pads

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The wicked shall perish

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Torquing my shit down to BMW torque spec while watching phineas and ferb deepfake hentai on the kitchen roku

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I foresaw a dire omen

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They are planning to hurt me at work tomorrow

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Alex discreetly shat himself in the Cheesecake Factory in Oahu and attempted to dispose of his drawers under another patrons chair while desert arrived.

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Every morning I mix pre workout with hot shower water in my “wake up jug” at 05:45, and mumble retard shit while thinking about killing myself as I scrub my ass. God has sentenced me to live in hell before I die, I’m miserable when I think of her, and I think of her all the time.

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It seems my hell is your high water

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I need new haters, old ones became my fans

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I’ve been searching for the daughter of the devil himself

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The best part about getting high is getting scared

[Alex @DKinderlumper]

Saying konnichiwa to the Somalian server at a lewiston maine Italian restaurant