FACTORY OF SADCAST

Free, public therapy for Cleveland Browns fans. Hosted by @proton_don & @ramzy. Produced by @EricSeger33. Bacon provided by @CatulloMeats.

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Loser Franchise, Long Addicted to Losing Continues to Lose

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just imagine us stretching this tweet into a 45-minute episode every week

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We decided We Told You So every week after they signed Pest to the worst trade in history would be exhausting and unhealthy and we were right about that too

[disdainful & curious @WelcomeToErth]

Where’s @FSadcast when you need it?

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Deshaun Watson off the field: Sex Pest

Deshaun Watson on the field: Rest Pest

No in the league is better at being creepy and also not playing football, a rare double threat

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

Our list of players who are not expected to play in our preseason finale

📰 » https://t.co/u7wwjBXPox

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BROWNS GRABBED AN ALIEN FROM THE OBSCURE AG SCHOOL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STATE 💪🏽 ❄️ 🗿

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Tingling

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get dumped, entire Bay Area

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Niners losing because their Michigan kicker choked on applesauce just makes is sweeter

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🫶🏽 here’s how every episode this season would have gone:
1) Intro
2) DJ & Ramzy taking turns saying “we told you this would happen” for 35 mins
3) planning Jim “big dick” Schwartz’s cocaine statue in the Parma Applebees parking lot
4) laugh at Eric about the packers
5) end

[Nate @NathanD_17]

@FSadcast I officially miss my therapy 40 mins

[Zac Jackson @AkronJackson]

We saw Watson throw one pass then he walked over to the trainer at the start of practice. Have to guess DTR is getting prepped to play.

We will hear from Stefanski in an hour.

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32nd in the league, is that bad

[Jake Trotter @Jake_Trotter]

QB off-target rate (overthrows/underthrows, not including spikes/throwaways) rankings through 2 games:
1. Dak (8.1%)
28. Richardson (21.7%)
29. B. Young (21.9%)
30. Pickett (22.2%)
31. Love (23.1%)
32. Watson (27.6%)

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Goodnight

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@Morv6969 felonies are kind of our thing

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There’s like nine more pages of this, the FCC would take measures

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No, we are going 20-0

[Jacob @TheCOBbler62]

@FSadcast Definitely sad but totally understand. That obviously means this is the Browns year, right? Right?!?? Ok fine, I’ll come down from the week 1 high soon…

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It should bring our listeners comfort that they’re not getting a Browns 1-0 Sadcast episode recorded while QAaron Rodgers melted like a steel beam on 9/11, we all would have gotten arrested

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Just add our theme music and read our texts to each other in our voices

[disdainful & curious @WelcomeToErth]

I’m a little sad that there wasn’t a @FSadcast preview for this season.

[Mike Peterson @BATJPhilly]

@FSadcast you gotta hit the layups