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[Forrest Sides @FSides]

This is what my family has to deal with.

[Forrest Sides @FSides]

@bhamcraftbabe You’ve only had them for like 4 years.

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@jamieeclaireeee Better get at least half before you get it pulled.

[Forrest Sides @FSides]

@jamieeclaireeee Yes but only on days when I wanna sleep in and have nothing to do.

[Dwayne Johnson @TheRock]

Very funny (and true) story of when I started following @RockyDaleDavis on IG and told him keep workin’ your ass off, you got greatness ahead of you.
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#tworocks

[Forrest Sides @FSides]

P.S.A to all who contact me regarding tornados in my area.
My bed is my safe place and I will not be moving to an area you have deemed safer.
I have a pillow to cover my head in place of a helmet.

[Forrest Sides @FSides]

Every girl waking up their boyfriends this morning:

[Forrest Sides @FSides]

I’m convinced that this weather has sent Rosco into hibernation. He has literally only been awake to eat and every now and then he changes the spot he’s sleeping in.

[Forrest Sides @FSides]

I’m stuck at home with covid so I am accepting leftover plates to be dropped off on my front porch. Thanks in advance.

[Forrest Sides @FSides]

Messed up my schedule so I Just worked all night at job #1 now gotta shower and go work job #2... When I get off this evening I will have been up for 25 hrs and worked 20 of them...

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After my buddies bachelor trip this weekend I’ve decided if Im ever gonna get married all I want is a simple bachelor trip like a fishing trip cause I’m pretty sure I have liver damage from this one.

[Forrest Sides @FSides]

After months of house shopping I finally found one. Ya boys gonna be a home owner. #hurryupclosingday

[Forrest Sides @FSides]

My advice to all the other guys out there. Either be in a serious relationship or get married before trying to buy a house that way they can pick it out and you just move in.

I may go insane before I find a house I like.

[Forrest Sides @FSides]

Shaved my face so my n95 mask would fit correctly at work and I can’t get use to the way my face looks. Last time I was clean shaven was 2013 when my nephew was born and before that I was in high school.

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

Now is as good of a time as any to stop smoking cigarettes, you’ll stop smelling like an unwiped asshole and you’ll be less likely to die from coronavirus

[Forrest Sides @FSides]

Louis: I gotta go see that girl in Florida again. I’m gonna boo her up.

Me : why?

Louis: she’s got money and she eats ass. That’s what I’m into!

There is something wrong with this guy.

[Forrest Sides @FSides]

@kdcarter5

[Forrest Sides @FSides]

Well just filed my taxes and 2019 had to get one last kick in.... but I won’t let 2020 do me like this come next year!

So... Who wants to have some kids?

I’m trying to get one of those actual MAX refund checks.

[Forrest Sides @FSides]

Me every time I work triage

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This is the easiest iron bowl loss to take. I’m not even upset. Bama actually looked better today than expected.

[Forrest Sides @FSides]

Someone volunteer to bring me a redbull and some breakfast to hydralive in Tuscaloosa. I woke up late and couldn’t stop.