CEO of the friend zone David Newell is the newest feature. Known best for always getting concussed and walking at a toddlers pace. If you ever needed David you could find him in the canteen kissing the water fountain. Good luck reading this Dav...
Voted biggest tits in the school, Ross Stewart is our latest guest. He would often scare teams due to the sheer size of the man child but after 5 mins he was non existent. He can now be found rolling out of subways across the country.
Next up Bart Campbell, self proclaimed ladies man but the lesser brother on the pitch. Often tired on Saturday mornings from clenching his jaw all but was useful in a line out. Imagine being called Bart though.
Our opener will be Adam ‘the jackal’ Milligan. One of the more successful captains in recent years but better known for having a ridiculously fit mum. Known as sunshine for his luscious locks he could often be seen running his Denny sausage fingers through it.