Not the ASP: FINE!

Self appointed CEO of the Free Surfers Union. Where @Bobby805, @Daynolds and even @WhoisJOB are welcome and FINE!

[Not the ASP: FINE! @FSU_CEO]

The song remains the same - musical musings murmuring machinations to muted muscle memories - "mimic the masquerades of mainstream sport".

[Not the ASP: FINE! @FSU_CEO]

The ASP has installed an adjunct adjudicator of assemblage - as coalescing arthritic, arithmetically abhorrent arseholes is an art.

[Not the ASP: FINE! @FSU_CEO]

A disingenuously dribbled diatribe dangles its demagogue's due diligence director as deferrer of durability decline and destruction: FINE!

[Not the ASP: FINE! @FSU_CEO]

What's all the fuss about? Folks familiar with Quiksilver are highly attuned to prolonging inevitable demise. Ideal for the ASP, and FINE!

[Not the ASP: FINE! @FSU_CEO]

@werdson @Volcom Sure, head on down to your local Costco and ask for Betty Bewildered Beast. She has 10 for 1's on Bong's 'swell.

[Not the ASP: FINE! @FSU_CEO]

@mattburns81 Mick's fanning the flames re-tiring whenever he re-peats that pat-ented 3-turn re-pertoire and Rip-Curl re-iterates "White ϟϟ".

[Not the ASP: FINE! @FSU_CEO]

@werdson @Volcom Forgetting to hashtag #aspmaths when 3 is 2: FINE!

[Not the ASP: FINE! @FSU_CEO]

@Sorenutz Adidas could buy Rip Curl - Ridgeway would wax wanly of wanton worldly credibility and pedigree reframed - and viva refinancing.

[Not the ASP: FINE! @FSU_CEO]

Mick Fanning, on a Rip Curl spreadsheet, comes under liabilities. No punchline required.

[Not the ASP: FINE! @FSU_CEO]

Here's hoping all "team" Rip Curl surfers secured great conditions in the assignability clauses of their contracts, though I doubt it: FINE!

[Not the ASP: FINE! @FSU_CEO]

@SurfingLife "hopes" is a FINE word choice.

[Not the ASP: FINE! @FSU_CEO]

Trestles, tame as it ever was.

[Not the ASP: FINE! @FSU_CEO]

@chriscotetws @Los2911 @Onethirdmymind Tiny waves were molested tamely by tortured souls titivating their safety turns & tweaks for points.

[Shane @shanethevein]

My wife just asked if I was planning to spend the whole day watching football.

I said no, I'm just winging it.

[Not the ASP: FINE! @FSU_CEO]

@chriscotetws @Los2911 @Onethirdmymind Cliched rebuttals from a surf magazine editor: FINE! Phone it in, Cote, nobody will notice.

[Not the ASP: FINE! @FSU_CEO]

@martinhatchuel @SeamanStainz It's monochromatic?

[Not the ASP: FINE! @FSU_CEO]

@SeaShepherd TIP - Learn how @normmacdonald has made watching golf bearable if giving live updates on the sport of fishing is your thing.

[Not the ASP: FINE! @FSU_CEO]

@shealopez Certainly explains Mick Fanning's tweets.

[Not the ASP: FINE! @FSU_CEO]

@Colbernasconi @werdson @NRL There's another answer I've heard to this question - http://t.co/DVGEKut4 - but for now this'll do.

[Political Letters @PoliticalLetter]

Dear Ununionized Workers: The corporation is neither infallible nor righteous; you are the ones that work and create, demand a union.