FSU shit show

True life: I'm a drunk college kid in Tallanasty
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Every time I smoke a joint I turn into Nancy Grace now

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"How do you know when weed is laced" "when you have to google if your weed is laced" lol

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I wanna be slutty. But just with one person. You feel me?

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When someone tells me "you smoke too much" I only smoke a little bit of pot constantly..

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"Can I eat you out?" No, but you can smoke me out...

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Clearly she gets me

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You're the reason I refuse to feel feelings

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Turkey was good yesterday, but gator will be even better tomorrow

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Every race makes their own stereotypes. Stereotypes aren't narrowed down to one race...

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It's times like these our university shows the true meaning of family

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We all have those fuck buddies that were just like "Jesus will come before I do" type shit

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I feel like tinder is such an outlived thing but we all secretly still use it.

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Bong rips over binge drinking (almost) any day

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my BIGGEST petpeeve is bitches acting/saying they go to fsu. Like fuck you no, sit your TCC ass down.

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Is it bad if you literally pray to God while you're stoned?

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I dislike parents weekend solely for the fact that all my roommates parents come up and I can't smoke in my room

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I walk into work tonight and my managers like "do you know any dates you'll be needing off" me: Ya... April 20th please #preplanning

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My dad asked me how come I'm always at an ATM when I talk to him? Well dad my dealer obvi doesn't take debit cards. Damn, nosey ass

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Maybe the love of my life got stuck in a condom...

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Just got 17 dollars worth of food at sonic... For myself...... #immothighiswear...