John “The Hog” Pancetta

Data Analyst at Caldera Inc

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You made it to Friday, you know what that means? #cutoffyourpenisandlightinonfirechallenge

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@cnnr333 Why you think they were giving it to housewives? They’d wipe the stove for an hour and then put anything you can imagine in jello

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@scubaryan_ Bro got a hernia

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I know you are in the hospital receiving life saving care but I really need some troops on clash of clans could you send those over ASAP?

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@bopit_with_legs @crazyshovellady Most bars if you order a beer it comes in a 16oz pint glass. Some will ask if you want a "tall" and it comes in a 22-24oz glass. Tall boys are 24oz cans btw.

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@noahdonotcare Left this one in the oven a little long

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@HeadOfTVDept Jesse Pinkman if he was patriotic

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@CavemanSenator I make this everyday in the toilet

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@realyoloswagged Health potion

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@hicasamadim 72

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@ItsAndyRyan @briggityboppity It’s the exact opposite where I live here in the US, winter is very dry and summer we get over 90% humidity and 90°F+

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@MilesTrav More europoors die to heat than Americans with guns every single year.

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Thank god for beer Thursday
#ThankgodforbeerThursday

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@trekeitheon Some people just don't know how to run the damn ball.

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@SpencerHiggles Cypher wins all day as good as 2016 Uzi was.

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@throwing_daniel Mind you these guys swept the Tigers

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@jaaakeee19 Dude is on the Deebo diet

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@BuschBeer #BuschColdAndSmoothSweepstakes

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@landahoy14 It takes 450 gallons of water to produce 1 chocolate bar and millions upon millions are produced daily