“Viscous Hypercarry” Fettuccine

Turns out most people can’t spell Fettuccine. Previously @FettuccineMemes

[“Viscous Hypercarry” Fettuccine @FTCNE_]

*me, September 11, 2001, 8:46AM, standing on the north side of Tower 1 in a fighting stance as the plane approaches

“Watch me tech this shit”

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

(after two minute silence during dinner out with my wife) So there is a dangerous new snack in the hood

[“Viscous Hypercarry” Fettuccine @FTCNE_]

@fulcrumlives327 @bhangbhangducx Idk about live movie commentaries, but I know they made a few documentaries about the phantom menace during its production that are all on YouTube now. They’re great watches

[“Viscous Hypercarry” Fettuccine @FTCNE_]

If Jesus isn’t in the new god of war it implies either that Jesus is the one true god, or, perhaps funnier, that he’s the only fake god

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

(seeing Velcro for the first time) man it's gonna take forever to get all these hooks into all these loops

[“Viscous Hypercarry” Fettuccine @FTCNE_]

Long form YouTube getting so outta hand I saw this and thought “wow how refreshingly brief”

[“Viscous Hypercarry” Fettuccine @FTCNE_]

An autistic 12 year old is gonna call CPS on his parents for violating this

[Olivia Becker @oliviaLbecker]

.@NYCMayor signed a historic executive order today

[“Viscous Hypercarry” Fettuccine @FTCNE_]

Buying pants may seem harmless, but it’s a gateway to an addiction that’s truly crippling: buying more pants

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

Batman: the Riddler's final clue was simple. "Art thou surely not". the Gotham City GameStop! Of course video games can't be art

Commissioner Gordon: but Batman! What about Ico and Majora's Mask?

Batman, chuckling: classic titles indeed. But lacking in a certain verisimilitude

[“Viscous Hypercarry” Fettuccine @FTCNE_]

Every so often the grocery store throws you a curveball of abnormal sale items. That’s when a guy like me thrives

[SUPER LILY KART @lilybeeX3]

dying peacefully at age 90 surrounded by family and friends but I got the martyrdom perk so I drop a grenade, spraying everyone in the room's insides all over the walls instantly

[“Viscous Hypercarry” Fettuccine @FTCNE_]

The trailers they put in front of Disney movies make you feel like you’re living in the end credits of 22 jump street where everything gets 30 goyslop sequels and reboots

[No Context Funhaus @nocontextFH]

You in BIG doo doo now gay Jar Jar

[ps 🟢 @apaullling]

the republic lapdog jedi kkknights slaughtered the good general grievous’ people and maimed him, but our glorious count’s healthcare policy is so magnanimous that grievous’ prosthetics give him the speed, strength, and durability to fight the very malefactors of his ailments!

[Dan Baltic @baltic_dan]

“Do you really think I would suck your dick and eat your shit if there remained the slightest chance of your affecting the outcome? I sucked your dick 35 minutes ago”

[m 🧚🏻‍♀️ @spelunky_]

i think i will die defending new jersey on x, the everything app

[sagu made of wine @respectable_lad]

How it feels to tell a joke on the gc and have it immediately pinned

[“Viscous Hypercarry” Fettuccine @FTCNE_]

If I walked into my apartment’s stairway and someone was as just in there grilling burgers, I would not be above accepting one

[“Viscous Hypercarry” Fettuccine @FTCNE_]

Brought an avocado to work today with the lunch. Fuck it

[🌋 @hum_dunkin]

Vulture-sized mosquito lanced my shipmate and drank him like a capri sun he was pale skin and bones in 2 seconds flat

[Jake Baldino @JakeBaldino]

obligatory 'May the 4th be with you' post!

I strongly believe Baby Yoda must be killed.