Lonkass

Just another bean in the machine, man. He/him

[Lonkass @FTCskater]

*Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode blasting on a boombox behind Martin Luther as he nails his 95 Theses to the Church door*

[greta theft autumn ✿ (4.3% FC) @2007warpedtour]

scoreboard

[Klara @klara_sjo]

My chud duck son.

[Rocket League @RocketLeague]

@Dexerto This is Rocket League!

[Lonkass @FTCskater]

@amerpipedream Minnesota won that flag fair and square and if they want it back then Virginia can come fucking take it

[Lisa Give Peace a Chance Tucker-Clemens @TuckerClemens]

This 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

they've built concentration camps and i'm expected to act like it's a mere difference of political opinion

[Lonkass @FTCskater]

@WWaltuhh Hapbee birthday, bee 732!

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.

As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.

Go Knicks.

[T-Rex @dinoincrisis]

happy pride month!!!

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas

[12,000 angry bees @WWaltuhh]

Count your fucking days tangerine man.

[Suchomimus||CHP 5 IS REAL @AgadezDino]

Actually what the artists fucking painted is what they wanted to show us you stupid fucking prick

[march maddyness 💥 @phxsunz25]

they cut to a draftkings ad in the middle of a moment of silence for a player who just died. you cannot overstate the depravity of our society.

[Animarchy History 🇦🇺 @AnimarchyYT]

It’s that time of year again. Happy Fuck Nazis day. Scoreboard, get shit on losers.

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

If he was alive today he would have challenged in single combat the entirety of the White House and Congress. My money would be on Teddy for each.

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

Me: "**** Library, how can I help you?"

Caller: "Yes, I have some books that are due tomorrow, but I need to keep them longer."

Me: "Okay, ma'am. I'll need your name so I can renew the books."

Caller: *scandalized* "You need my what?"

Me: "Your name, ma'am. So I can call up your account on my computer."

Caller: "You have my account?! How did you get that? Do you have my Social Security number?"

Me: "No, ma'am. I mean your library account. When you came in to get your library card, you filled out a form with your name, address, phone number, and email, so that we can contact you if you ever have overdue books. We don't have your social security number."

Caller: "Well, I'm not giving out my name to a complete stranger over the phone!"

Me: "Okay, ma'am. Perhaps you could give me the titles of the books?"

Caller: "Why do you need to know what I'm reading?! The books are due tomorrow! Just renew them!"

Me: "I'm sorry, ma'am, but there's no way I can look up books by the due date. Without your name or the titles of the books, I can't help you."

Caller: "You're trying to steal my identity! I'm calling the cops."

Me: *giving up* "You do that, ma'am." *hangs up*

Co-worker: "You should have told her we put cameras in the books."

[Sara @wolvestwtsara]

made a @Timberwolves version 🐺🐺🐺