Mallory Fuccella

I like toast and toasts

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Mark my words: the day Pete Davidson goes to space is the day my life changes…. Forever.

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I’m “having a sex dream about Robert DeNiro” day of quarantine.

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Was anyone else in the dark about card rooms before Covid, or just me?

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How are parents going to explain Covid + Santa? My inner child is FREAKING out about the exposure.

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I learned how to play poker last night, and I’m already writing Queens Gambit -style screenplay in my head as a 29 year old prodigy.

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The fact that the “like” button on Instagram is now the “shop” button just goes to show how consumerist this place is.

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Just disinfected the hand sanitizer at work. I would have done this pre-2020 anyway.

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I’m so beside myself with myself.

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@hallmiked That is VERY cool! Let’s see how the edits go?!? And i say yes !

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Only in Hollywood do you schedule a Covid test and the form asks if you also want a sculpting / laser appointment.

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@hallmiked Yeah but this is so cool

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@HeyItsLiam I look forward to it! And dozing off around 5PM.

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Well, I just did the most 80 year-old-woman thing (again). I saved a shaken gin martini in an old jelly jar.

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Meet Actress Mallory Fuccella Known for Starring and Producing the Hit Series ‘ADULTING’ ! https://t.co/Ew7mz476cK

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But honestly, if you had an Amazon Alexa in your living room, how did you get through all of Schitt’s Creek without her responding every 10 seconds?

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@lkdubbs @finaldraftinc You were so inspiring @lkdubbs ! I look forward to seeing more of your work!

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A coffee table book of men biting into sandwiches.

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I really like the tigers in the WAP music video. Anyone know their agents?