Richard Tee’s Left Hand

Revenge Bedtime Procrastinator, Sexy Migrant 🇩🇰 -No More Government Subsidies for Active Basses-

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Happy financial new year, to those who celebrate

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Knock off Aldi Ben and Jerrys called John and Barrys

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In a Danish bar drinking Irish beer watching the Japanese ladies Olympic curling

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Making myself big and making loud noises to scare off a wasp

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@r2rbristol @JPercyTelegraph You’d think Australia the way the bloke moves around a football pitch.

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Just heard a Danish bloke go to the counter in an Italian pizza shop and open with ‘Hola’

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My stream is a little behind, but I’ve got it going. Excited for KO. Come on Leicester!

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Fellas is it gay to be friends with your wife?

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Only real men can appreciate how perfectly balanced Trumps relationship is Melania.

She’s never talking alot.

No opinions.

Never trying to get trumps attention.

She’s not trying to get noticed by media or be the star.

He’s never looking at her and checking if “she’s ok” like most wifecucks do every 4mins.

Never understood that.

“You ok babe?”

Bro nothings fucking happened if she has a stupid look on her face who cares?

He ignores her and focuses on his work.

As he should.

HES IMPORTANT.

She is quiet and obedient and watches him win.

As she should.

THATS A REAL WOMAN.

That’s the true dynamic of a POWER couple. Man winning woman watching.

It’s sad not many other men even notice this because they’re so busy being homosexual “best friends” with their wife.

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There is a DISTINCT lack of all you can eat restaurants in København for pissed up nobheads…

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the fall of Rome” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw some Gauls in the forest

My buddy Phillip pacing: the senate is lying to us

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“Classic BBC”

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A genuinely honking manager and a genuinely honking team

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Always said Ayew was an inspired signing

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If I had a mobile fish and chip van, my number plate would simply be NE14 COD

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Lived in Copenhagen 4 years now and only just had my bike robbed, which is good going. Jokes on them, that thing is fucked.

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Some lads doing skids on leccy bikes on my road, which is sick tbf

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Doing keys in the viagra boys pit in loafers and a tote bag

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Din far arbejder i Matas

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Up to my fucking tits with footy fever