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Who cares. But I'd say I'm fucking #funny.

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Fuck everyone.

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"@k_e_l_l_y_13: Do you remember?." No. I have alzheimers

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Little white girls pretending like they've loved Snoop their whole life. Stop this shit.

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When my alarm clock goes off in the morning, I immediately start to question my purpose in life.

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Why do people use "yu" instead of "you"?. Lazy fuckers.

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"Hey, I gt ur pin frm my friends phone, bt we don't know eachotha :P". Just don't.

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@Kaaayys if you don't share the dream with everyone on twitter, did it really happen?

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Tweet is a verb.

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Twitter is a noun.

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I wish I played sports in high school.

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"#ifollowback #follow4follow" Bullshit I tell you! #dontlietome

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I've had twitter for about 20 minutes and I've already come across one of those girls who complain about everything #whydoyouevenowntwitter

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Couples publicly declaring their love for one another, GET THE FUCK OFF MY NEWSFEED.

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"I'm getting so fat:(" "holy shit, I'm so glad you noticed!"