marty mcfly

Because in your heart you know, that the juice is worth the squeeze.

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If I was on the real world I would stay in the confession room talkin shit

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@caseywilder_ Joe dirt! Best of her movies

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@kashmirVIII Y’all seen the haunting of hill house on Netflix? @caseywilder_

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@Jayy_Wallbank Can I kinda be on your ride or die list?

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the dumbest humans I’ve ever met take themselves the most seriously

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I ain’t never seent a boomerang that made me think, “damn, this is cool”

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I get mad when my friends that don’t Snapchat me back don’t Snapchat me back, but I know that they’re pussies so it’s chill

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**snaps fingers**

Crowd disappears

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@briiicope Do you want me to acknowledge it? Or say something? I don’t think you want me to say somethin tho 🤭🔥 #chillSelf

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@caseywilder_ @LongDongBchamp Hahahaha haha

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Chicks are usually single due to ugly hands and/or feet

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You ever bit into a sub just to realize there’s not 1, but 2 long black hairs in it? Thought we were cool. Gonna need free subs for a year @FirehouseSubs

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Articles outstanding

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Anybody that honestly thinks that The Dirt is a better film than Bohemian Rhapsody is a fuckhead

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Imagine if blue cheese was the only thing you tasted for the rest of your life 🤮

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@JovenDiosa_ @Danikins__ me as a news reporter #CLT #ayy

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I bet i can use all my daily hinge likes before you! Yewwwww!!

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Yo she’s poopin a foot

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Man wtf

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Every dude named Josh is a fuckboy

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DO: BE EMPATHETIC; DONT: BE A LIL BITCH

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@imurhucklbrry99 @dxxnya Depression deterred my sex drive. Being on anti depressants (ie lexapro) made me feel “normal” again, ie I want to fuck everything that walks 🤷🏻‍♂��� been on them for years now, do what’s best for you!