Jonathan Sims

Be more like water

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Life’s a joke, tell it.

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Bad Won’t Gathering

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I thought I was thinking but I was just imagining dragons @Imaginedragons

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@FoodFightersU @shanetorres everything bagel or bust?

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@FoodFightersU Pizza 🍕

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It’s international password day. Time to change your username to password and your password to username! @Google

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@blumenfeld Broken thermometer is right 3 times a day, 19 days a year.

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@MrBeast 1 billion seconds

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How does this guy on Deep Water look like a young Brad Pitt, the Hanson brothers, and Matt Damon all at once??

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What day of the week is your bday this year?

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The name is Harmonic, Phill Harmonic.

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🎁Ridge Wallet & Matching KeyCase #Giveaway🎁

We’re giving one lucky follower a Ridge Wallet AND matching KeyCase of their choice. Here's how to enter:

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That's all! The winner will be selected at random on 3/10. Good luck 🤞

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How is this photo even real?

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Pinterest knew I really needed a Gazpacho recipe right now

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These 10 simple hacks can save you 15% or more on your car insurance. #TellAFriend @GEICO @TheGEICOGecko

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Jk but I made you check right?

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I hate to be the bearer of bad news but 1982 was 70 years ago.

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Avogadro's avocado #TwitterGIFs 6.02214076 × 10^23

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This is what all those crazy fb posts were trying to tell us 10 years ago. You can pay for Twitter now! Extra features

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Patricia Melt

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New Years Resolute Desk