JD Hawkins

author/husband/uncle/former grandson/very successful

[JD Hawkins @FuckYeaHawkins]

@high_byte @xruiztru A lot of weed

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@pb_and_garlic I was a waiter in a casual restaurant/cafe and this young couple was coming every Tuesday evening, the girl would order 5 tomato soups one after the other white her boyfriend sat uncomfortably across from her eating a big salad. Every Tuesday. We called it bloody Tuesday.

[Ben Sandofsky @sandofsky]

The perfect setup for crypto traders.

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@CDReisswriter Yea I’d love to hear more hot political takes from someone who’s job is to absorb blows to the head

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Great thread

[Rabbi Micah Streiffer @mstreiffer]

Jewish views of God that aren't the "Old Man in the Sky." A LOOONG 🧵

Lots of people say to me "I don't believe in God." And they are surprised to hear that I, a rabbi, also don't believe in the God they don't believe in. And NEITHER do many of Judaism's greatest thinkers. 1/30

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@CultureCrave @THR

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@parsfarce Absolutely. 99% of Americans are so fundamentally square it’s scary.

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@parsfarce Talk about burning bridges

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@parsfarce My friend was a flight attendant and quit 5 minutes before the plane was on the runway. They were about to close the doors, he grabbed his carry on and snack out.

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@XiranJayZhao I had a French girlfriend and her family was the same. I had to give a notice a week in advance if I planned to join them for lunch on Saturday so her mom would make “extra” food for me. Not stressful at all.

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@demonstyle420

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@daunteim @AngelaBelcamino Most of these bands are popular but aren’t considered great, they’re considered pretty crappy

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@TamaraLush I relate. now in Austin, I miss California every day for these reasons 💯

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#NewProfilePic

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@nntaleb Afghanistan?

[Candi Kane PR @CandiKanePR]

Check out this sexy teaser for BS BOYFRIEND by @FuckYeaHawkins coming September 23rd!

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@AdamMGrant @marissa_sharif @cmogilner @HalHershfield Bad statistical analysis can explain whatever the fuck you want.

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@ConanOBrien Thousands!

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@paynusIII I fought in that war