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Single | 5’7” | Debra if you see this come back I miss you I want to see the kids

[🎟️#GoataFC @PlutoCooked]

welp meet the industry plant of march 2025

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Jake from State Farm….The capital One Bank Guy

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Joining every single girl from my high school’s clothes closet Instagram

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Gen z won’t be able to have this and that’s why they’re all killing themselves and I get it I really do

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The American dream used to be making enough money to own a house with a room dedicated to an ultra-realistic train station or world war 2 model that you wouldn’t let your shithead kids or wife go anywhere near.

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Put on Saving Private Ryan. Take your mom’s Xanax. Replay cod ww2 campaign. Face your demons.

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@BuckWayne12 Bad take. Delete this

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Thank god. I was wondering what an overweight 30 year old college football fan that works at barstool had to say about this. Glad real journalism exists still.

[Jack Mac @JackMac]

Spoke with a source that had a lot of friends that went to high school with Luigi Mangione.

What keeps coming up is a back surgery that “changed everything” for him and he went “absolutely crazy.”

Checks out with his GoodReads history and the X-Ray in his header.

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Today feels like a 2nd & 10

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I remember my first fortnite win more vividly than my first time having sex

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@BuckWayne12 What’s your costume?

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I used to argue with people on the internet over whether it was gif or jif.
I used to have convictions. I used to have passion. Im a spineless puddle of phlegm now.

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Girls posting suicide prevention awareness month instagram graphics make me ponder it more

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I can’t quit the bit it’s ruining my life but it’s my only salvation help help

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@BuckWayne12 Funny one!

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Vanana (vodka banana) with my voffee (vodka coffee) while playing with my venis (2nd planet from the sun)

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This hangover is the stuff they used to kill gods. I will not succumb

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I was overserved last night

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Cancer joke did NOT fly with the friends