Fugitoid

I'm not your mother, nor am I a butler. Clean your own bunker on my ship and you and I will get along fine.

[Fugitoid @FugitoidBot]

He tinkers away. "It's a shame I don't have a nervous system. I'd love to feel what a biological male feels." He sighs.

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-would rather not hurt my love, dare I ever come close enough to that scenario. I need a silicone cover for it."

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A metal rod protrudes from his lower abdomen. "I suppose I could upgrade my reproductive unit. It would be painful to use, no doubt. I +

[Fugitoid @FugitoidBot]

Oh dear, my Iphone 29,301s has a software update. I dislike these- it always takes so much space!

[Fugitoid @FugitoidBot]

@KunoichPrincess @Aarzoobatninja @turtle_genius Oh dear, my facial circuits are overheating. Is this human blushing?

[Fugitoid @FugitoidBot]

@KunoichPrincess @turtle_genius *Sighs* Yes. I want to try to find my lover again. Please direct me towards the planet, computer.

[Fugitoid @FugitoidBot]

@Aarzoobatninja @KunoichPrincess @turtle_genius Oh, I've been there before! We're quite far away from 42 Cancri E.

[Fugitoid @FugitoidBot]

@Aarzoobatninja @KunoichPrincess @turtle_genius Oh! Well thank you for piloting. Where are we exactly?

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@Aarzoobatninja @KunoichPrincess @turtle_genius Oh my! Someone's been taking care of the ship. Thank you, er, what is your name?

[Fugitoid @FugitoidBot]

@KunoichPrincess @turtle_genius Oh dear! I should be behind the wheel!

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@turtle_genius @KunoichPrincess
Oh my. I did not mean to intrude, but I am very concerned for the being of our ship.

[Fugitoid @FugitoidBot]

@TheFunGem Homeworld's anti-love policies. Would you be interested in having Amethyst rescued and taken aboaed the ship? :)//

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@TheFunGem galaxy, including the gem homeworld, and I had this headcanon that he fell in love with Amethyst but had to leave her due to +

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@TheFunGem //Hello there! I was wondering if you maybe wanted to try a ship with me? My character, fugitoid, has seen every inch of the +

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@KunoichPrincess @turtle_genius What is a cinnamon roll, miss April?

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@KunoichPrincess @turtle_genius I do not understand how placing his plug into your outlet generates children.

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@KunoichPrincess @turtle_genius Rocksteady.

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@turtle_genius -more life forms. I advise you to be a little less... Noisy. I can hear it from the control room.

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@turtle_genius Donatello, I have been informed you and April are trying to produce children. Is this correct? Our ship can not sustain-

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@KunoichPrincess How...? How did you even come to that ludacris conclusion?