Uncle Fugly

[Seeking 🐸🍄 @seekingaround17]

Purchasing some nicotine from my favorite gas station. Apparently there was a shooting in the area. Suspect is a black male. 6 feet tall.

As I exit the shop a female officer pulls her gun on me. Because I’m Italian, she’s confused me for a black guy.

“HANDS UP FREEZE! HANDS UP!!”

“Wait..whh”

BANG BANG

I hit the pavement. Out of the corner of my eye I see that my WANGHAF white t shirt is almost completely red with my blood.

As I lay there bleeding out I faintly hear a female panicked voice:

“Oh u did it now Carla..blood…that’s a lot of blood…I’m….im….im just a girl. I’m just a…I’m just a girl

I close my eyes and pray

[Uncle Fugly @FuglyUncle]

@fifthbeers @JadeAtrophis Oh wow a leftist being willfully obtuse what a surprise

[Uncle Fugly @FuglyUncle]

@nschudster @JadeAtrophis "How do you even extrapolate like whaaat what does that even mean??!!!"

*explains it*

"Ok so what does that have to do with the bottom 2% like whaaat huuuh???!!!"

*explains it*

"Whaaaat????"

[Uncle Fugly @FuglyUncle]

@kiarakamn @swanky_moves "Braise tu bi gawd saaar" 🇮🇳

[Modern McCarthyist @McCarthyist2]

The shooter was a tankie, the cop was named Mohamed and his female cop partner killed a Jewish rabbi bystander…

Even the author of Camp of the Saints wouldn’t be able to come up with a better encapsulation of the endpoint of leftism.

[Uncle Fugly @FuglyUncle]

@chai_latte_girl Pretty much every woman I've encountered who constantly micro-lectures their followers daily with therapyspeak ends up being a raging sociopath regardless of context

[moidloser @moidwinner]

it speaks for itself really

[Salt 🇺🇲🇵🇷 @Saltthe1st]

I wish women hated rapists as much as they hate incels.

[memetic_sisyphus @memeticsisyphus]

Imagine you have a dog. He is a very bad dog. He jumps on people, he growls at toddlers, he bites other dogs. If you leave him home alone, he wrecks your house. He’s just a dog, you have all the power, but your entire life is now bending around his behavior problems.

[Uncle Fugly @FuglyUncle]

@cirsova Women need to be called losers more often

[Uncle Fugly @FuglyUncle]

@financedystop $30/hr for a job that slowly destroys your body and requires specialized knowledge and skills. Awesome.

[Uncle Fugly @FuglyUncle]

@ruicharadrius @LayorTrop "How how how how how"

You already know you're just pretending not to, like every other leftist on here. Pathetic coward.

[Uncle Fugly @FuglyUncle]

@ruicharadrius @LayorTrop I can already tell you're arguing in bad faith when you keep asking "how how how how" to the most obvious explanations

[Uncle Fugly @FuglyUncle]

@StayMad_whore @GardonDeLait You are literally a golem bioweapon for jews but ok

[Julian II @JulianHeliosII]

Having a vagina is a "get out of jail free" card

[Uncle Fugly @FuglyUncle]

@escapefrommelos Grown BPD adults take responsibility for their own actions challenge

[Uncle Fugly @FuglyUncle]

@ConksDunlop

[Uncle Fugly @FuglyUncle]

@Matt55ZZ @FluentInFinance *insert income to inflation graph here*

[Uncle Fugly @FuglyUncle]

@corpsegrlash God you people can't do anything

[Uncle Fugly @FuglyUncle]

@DripChud Very real discourse going on here