People keep telling me I've lost weight when I've actually gained four pounds, meaning people have a mental picture of me that's actually fatter than I already am π.
@pipkinpippa I only like the Timbits really. Canadians are more attached to the presence of Tim Horton's than the actual products they provide these days.
@abdirahman_raw@Rainmaker1973 As if Winnipeg isn't dangerous enough, somewhere in my city there's a stoned chimpanzee with the munchies just waiting for a tasty face to chew on.