Daisy 🌼🌼

Stay at home mum!! | Single. | Mother of five plus every kit in the nursery, I don't make the rules! ||run by @hissisipi| |profile picture by @RavenOfTheWoods||

[Daisy 🌼🌼 @full_time_KWEEN]

If you're unsure about whether or not you can call me mum, I've devised this handy flowchart.

Have a bad mother?
⬇ ⬇
Yes No
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I'll be your mum now! I'm everyone's mum!!

[Daisy 🌼🌼 @full_time_KWEEN]

@MayOfOak Okay!!! :D

[Daisy 🌼🌼 @full_time_KWEEN]

Sorry for the absence, I was extending the nursery for my phat ass!!!

[Daisy 🌼🌼 @full_time_KWEEN]

@ArtisticKitten Hello, dear!

[Daisy 🌼🌼 @full_time_KWEEN]

@MayOfOak Why not, sweetheart? Have a werthers original

[Daisy 🌼🌼 @full_time_KWEEN]

Me: men are tra-
My sons:*exist*
Me:
My sons:

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Crazed, Froth-Mouthed Mother Demands Grandchildren Now https://t.co/TesGiUFBBO

[Daisy 🌼🌼 @full_time_KWEEN]

@Spoderlogboi @ArtisticKitten ..Because this is the nursery?

[Daisy 🌼🌼 @full_time_KWEEN]

@Spoderlogboi @ArtisticKitten Uhh? Why are you here??

[Daisy 🌼🌼 @full_time_KWEEN]

Me Nightcloud
🤝
getting knocked up by mediocre men

[I'm a good parent-Cloud @NeatNightcloud]

Hey, hey, over here.

spider leg can go to a spider grave
#TeamDaisy #KitsDeservePresentFathers

[Daisy 🌼🌼 @full_time_KWEEN]

@Spoderlogboi I wasn't saying you're not!!
I just think it's sweet, Spiderleg. Really.

[Daisy 🌼🌼 @full_time_KWEEN]

@Spoderlogboi He would!!

[Daisy 🌼🌼 @full_time_KWEEN]

Cloudtail would have treated me right

[Daisy 🌼🌼 @full_time_KWEEN]

@Spoderlogboi

[Daisy 🌼🌼 @full_time_KWEEN]

@clawsofthorn What?

[Daisy 🌼🌼 @full_time_KWEEN]

@lionblazefan42 That's a shame, you're so adorable!! He'll have to pass the Mum Test™ when you find one 🕵️

[Daisy 🌼🌼 @full_time_KWEEN]

One taught me pain
One taught me pain
My exes are a pain

[Daisy 🌼🌼 @full_time_KWEEN]

@Riverstar8 :(

[Daisy 🌼🌼 @full_time_KWEEN]

I've replaced Rosepetal's and Poppyfrost's birth control with tictacs

and now we wait

[Daisy 🌼🌼 @full_time_KWEEN]

@ArtisticKitten :000 ABSOLUTELY!!!