Lazy Bitch

I've made a career out of being an asshole.

[Lazy Bitch @FullaExcuses]

#WhenIDieImComingBackAs a full time driver of the Karma bus. #WatchOutBitches

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

story of my life

[Shameless Bitch @shameless_btch]

You're a fucking joke

[Lazy Bitch @FullaExcuses]

Castaway - the tale of a shitty ex-boyfriend #NewPlotsForFilmTitles @TheHashtagGame

[Lazy Bitch @FullaExcuses]

From Dusk til Dawn - the events leading to an epic walk of shame #NewPlotsForFilmTitles
@TheHashtagGame

[Lazy Bitch @FullaExcuses]

Kill Bill: Debt Refinancing #NewPlotsForFilmTitles @TheHashtagGame

[Anita Helmet @AnitaHelmet]

I'm really not attractive enough to justify my shitty personality. But at least I'm aware of it.

That's the first step, right?

[Lazy Bitch @FullaExcuses]

@LifelsAmazing @TumblrEdited

Ok, so where's your hidden dragon?

[Lazy Bitch @FullaExcuses]

Does anyone else CONSTANTLY type the same word incorrectly? My fingers have dyslexia.

[MeanGirlProblems @MeanGirlProblem]

Ever have one of those days where literally everyone annoys you? My life. #stfu #IDontCare

[Ryan v2.0 @Mr57percent]

Remember when twitter used to be about narcissism? I miss that.

[Tater 🍁 @TrueTorontoGirl]

It's so easy to judge when you feel nothing.

[Lazy Bitch @FullaExcuses]

This is my swan song. A true kindred spirit wrote this.

@BuzzFeed http://t.co/dnC7bcAjUB

[Lazy Bitch @FullaExcuses]

“@TheFunnyTeens: I TRY TO BE NICE BUT THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE THAT MAKE ME ANGRY” the starfish gets it.

[Lazy Bitch @FullaExcuses]

That's me. A boozey, fabulous bitch.

[Lazy Bitch @FullaExcuses]

YOU are the ONLY person I know that thinks you are intelligent. #Laughingatyou #notwithyou

[Lazy Bitch @FullaExcuses]

My alter ego is a total bitch. I like it when she comes to visit.