yo

[Slimm 🦅 @Dizzy_3D]

Mf happier with the rock than the Lombardi LMAO

[miia @miiagarro]

told my mom she was invading my privacy and she told me i came out of her privacy

[Zaid Jilani @ZaidJilani]

“A family from Mexico arrives this morning legally has as much right to the American Dream as the direct descents of the Founding Fathers.”

Bob Dole accepting the Republican nomination for President in 1996.

[Brandon Phoenix @IAlsoHatepitt]

I’m “Dudes”

[HiTop Alex @HiTopFilms]

Thought this was a cult member, then saw the name.
Immediate follow.

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

>foreign nation

[David AttenBruh @AlHendiify]

White people are always confused when they see something capable of violence not using violence at every opportunity.

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Wemby can’t summon the hate required to win when he’s playing against a walkable city

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

what is everyone's plan to deal with the washington nationals

[KofiButcher @KofiDarkKnight]

Michael Jackson was so good he could multitask on stage and you’d think he invented a new dance style 😭😭😭

[Jed Drenning @TheSignalCaller]

In its history, earth has been home to an estimated 117 billion people. Only one of them has started and won four bowl games.

[ℳ𝒶𝓇 @MarTheNerd]

Death so racist everyone keep bringing it up for 15 years

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

sure elmo

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

Wemby is a 7’5 Black French Socialist Muslim

It’s like he was made in a lab to scare American racists

[Russell Wilson @DangeRussWilson]

Thank You, Football.

Love, #3

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

HOLY CRAP 🚨🚨

Albania’s anti-corruption prosecutors just froze Kushner’s dirty assets in the $4 billion resort fraud probe.

The jewish-linked land grab on the Albanian coast is collapsing under fraud investigations and furious public protests.

[dps @dps2323]

What on earth was going on in 2020