Brian Thomas

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A man swallowed a live chicken because he believed it would help him become a father. The chick got stuck in his throat and killed him.

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@Pacers As a Knicks fan, I don’t mind this post at all. You guys would’ve won with Hali.

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Two baseball pitchers had the same name, looked identical, had the same surgery by the same doctor, and played the same position. DNA tests revealed they weren’t related.

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A woman paid a hitman to kill her husband. Police staged a fake murder, filmed her reaction, then revealed he was still alive.

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@teedavis25 This was your championship, clown

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These two brothers invented McDonald’s. They sold it to Ray Kroc for $2.7 million in 1961, lost the rights to their own name, and watched it become one of the biggest brands in the world without them.

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A family accidentally built a pipe bomb for a gender reveal. It killed the baby’s grandmother.

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A woman wheeled her uncle into a bank so he could sign paperwork. He had been dead for hours.

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A drunk driver hit a pedestrian. The impact threw the man through the windshield and into the passenger seat. He drove another 40 miles with the body beside him.

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A college student vanished after finishing a shift at an ice cream shop. Weeks later, a mushroom hunter stumbled across her severed head in the mountains.

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A little girl was kidnapped and abandoned in the Colombian jungle. She spent the next five years being raised by monkeys.

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This man spent 18 years living inside an airport.

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@deanisreal_ @NoCherypickking Not to mention OKC’s bigs can’t shoot and the Spurs just camped in the paint waiting for him.

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A soldier discovered his wife was pregnant with another man’s child. Hours later, he walked into her hospital room carrying the man’s severed head.

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The man who said “You’ve Got Mail” recorded it in his living room.

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A TV host ordered murders, then reported on them as breaking news to boost his ratings

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A father spent 10 years searching for his missing daughter. When a newspaper took a photo to help find her, she was already standing in the background.

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A doctor fell in love with a dying patient. After she died, he dug up her body, took it home, and lived with it for the next seven years.

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A man woke up in the middle of surgery and felt everything. He couldn’t move a muscle or tell anyone he was awake.

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A prostitute was hired to pretend she was a goddess. Soon afterward, her followers were drinking human blood, sacrificing people, and tearing hearts from living victims inside a cave.