Jimmy Cord

[Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙 @AlpacaAurelius]

this and no cell service

[Kirkland, CPA @millerlitekirk]

If I ever get married I have a few good buddies that will not be picking up that microphone

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

REBUILD, AND OPEN ALCATRAZ! For too long, America has been plagued by vicious, violent, and repeat Criminal Offenders, the dregs of society, who will never contribute anything other than Misery and Suffering. When we were a more serious Nation, in times past, we did not hesitate to lock up the most dangerous criminals, and keep them far away from anyone they could harm. That’s the way it’s supposed to be. No longer will we tolerate these Serial Offenders who spread filth, bloodshed, and mayhem on our streets. That is why, today, I am directing the Bureau of Prisons, together with the Department of Justice, FBI, and Homeland Security, to reopen a substantially enlarged and rebuilt ALCATRAZ, to house America’s most ruthless and violent Offenders. We will no longer be held hostage to criminals, thugs, and Judges that are afraid to do their job and allow us to remove criminals, who came into our Country illegally. The reopening of ALCATRAZ will serve as a symbol of Law, Order, and JUSTICE. We will, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

[Isaiah Granet @zaygranet]

Alternative proposal to Alcatraz

[DRUSKI @druski]

Every Nail Salon has a male nailtech like this 💅🏼😂

[Robert Ferguson @MSNMIZ]

Locking the fuck in, time to ensure my kids can rush the passer.

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

They need to quit remaking good movies and start remaking bad movies. I wanna see Air Bud with a $900 million dollar budget, where he’s coached by Daniel Day Lewis.

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Nah man Bill Belichick might be in danger.

Blink twice IF YOU NEED HELP 😭

https://t.co/vwqr8MOI1Z

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Do you even hunt bro?

[Ryan Petersen @typesfast]

Canton, Ohio is named after Canton, China

cc @JDVance

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

*tries ayahuasca once*

[AI Slop @AIslop_]

https://t.co/aYuwCfAfdM

[Ryan Petersen @typesfast]

What if we do no tariffs for cargo moved by an American freight forwarder?

[greg @greg16676935420]

If you know how to install TV wall mounts:

-charge $50 per install
-install 10 mounts per month
-that’s $100k per year