Full Spinster

I’m trash, just like everyone else.

[Full Spinster @FullSpinster]

If I feel this proud, I can’t imagine how Linda Pellegrino feels right now. You did it @DannyPellegrino! Also, did you ever picture yourself doing a shotski with Katie?

[Full Spinster @FullSpinster]

My favorite thing to discover today during #scandoval is that everyone has an equal level of disdain for playing the trumpet past the age of marching band. #bitchbible #sexlove #twot

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@RepMTG Baby, do you know how this works? The person responsible for the guard is the president. Your bestie over there.

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Hey @RealityGaysPod #loveisblind was casting in Detroit last fall.

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Why is @RepMTG not being charged with treason? National Divorce. 🙄

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

Temperature of America:

Americans do not support the war in Ukraine at all and are very turned off with Washington for funding and pushing the war. We want peace.

And

Americans support a national divorce into red states and blue states with a small limited federal government.

[Michael Cleere @mikecleere]

Pastor Joel Osteen pays himself an annual salary of $54,000,000 from his church profits. He had a custom garage built with 20 car stalls for each of his custom vehicles. His favorite is a Ferrari 458 Italia that cost $270,000. He lives in a 70,000 sq ft mansion.
In the New Testament, four different times Jesus tells his followers to always pay their taxes. Why is it in the United States that churches don’t have to pay taxes? The IRS figures if all churches paid their fair share of 15% taxes that it would total over $2 trillion a year.
More than enough to solve the homelessness in this country, since it looks like these Pastors would rather spend your donations on New Cars instead of feeding the hungry.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Dear Republicans,

No one is teaching your kindergartener “CRT”.
No one is telling them to be ashamed of their whiteness or “grooming” them to be gay or transgender.
And no one is encouraging them to identify as furries.
People are lying to you.
In order to scare you.

The end.

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@laurenboebert You had the choice, and so should they.

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@KyleJEngel4 @JoJoFromJerz This is a shitty take Kyle.

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@electMikeHarvey @GovChristie They all cry when it’s their turn. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@akjakalope @laurenboebert I mean… That’s probably what she thinks governing is.

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@laurenboebert Wouldn’t need to. He was more than happy to just give secrets away.

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@x_pimpski_x @theblackspiderm Nope, they’d have shot first.

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@GregAbbott_TX But only the ones who own property. 🙄 I see you.

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@HammerLegendary @MartyTa94849826 She was trespassing and not following a lawful order. Executed. 🤣

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@laurenboebert You are delusional.

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@blairsocci Murphy’s Oil Soap. It’s magic.

[Full Spinster @FullSpinster]

@laurenboebert Where’s that energy for your cult leader’s intentionally stolen documents?