michael

servus erdnuss haselnuss kokosnuss

[michael @fulltimemichael]

@bayneframework @realKalos mf has no results with writing comic tales so all he can do is write envious comments and distract himself from his pain with cold approaching 24/7

ultra super duper sad

[michael @fulltimemichael]

@juicyndepressed @trenizius Dann hätte es dich also gefreut wenn ich wüsste wo du einkaufen gehst und ich habe dir heute Morgen das Herz gebrochen. Das war nicht meine Intention. Gute Besserung ❤️‍🩹

[michael @fulltimemichael]

@juicyndepressed @trenizius Ich hab kein plan wo du einkaufen gehst und dich nun fertig geärgert 🤣 happy sunday und happy privatsphäre wünsche ich weiterhin

[michael @fulltimemichael]

@juicyndepressed @trenizius Panik auf der Titanic?

[michael @fulltimemichael]

@juicyndepressed @trenizius Ich hab das Bild runtergeladen und die zwei erdbälle entfernt. Wer möchte wissen wo sie einkaufen geht

[michael @fulltimemichael]

@reecebrah I will never not break my sober streak because a dude on Twitter said I‘m cooler that way. Off to the liquor store

[michael @fulltimemichael]

@the_archer10 Long story short, I annexed both America and Russia and named it Amerussica. Trump and Putin are still the presidents in the public eye, but they do as I say

[michael @fulltimemichael]

@realKalos We‘re in this together bros

[michael @fulltimemichael]

@DegenGrem @checkzdotcom you are rich in texts back

[michael @fulltimemichael]

@floweroftheseaa seeing you women dance is the proof there is a God

[michael @fulltimemichael]

@BarkNyrk @impromptuvision „I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things.” - Isaiah 45:7

Hard pill to swallow, but God had to throw some evil people in, otherwise we couldn’t experience life as we know it and there would be no contrast

[michael @fulltimemichael]

@blitzkriegbauer @impromptuvision Correct, because you know God, like me and good old Carl Jung: „There is no need to believe. I know God.“ (not the white male bearded one, but the creator of the universe that doesn’t care as much about us sinning) good night

[michael @fulltimemichael]

@blitzkriegbauer @impromptuvision Megan Bauer is also part of it

[michael @fulltimemichael]

@blitzkriegbauer @impromptuvision I and my Father are one, doesn’t just count for Jesus

[michael @fulltimemichael]

@cldbrwszn @impromptuvision God can only write twitter comments through you and me

[michael @fulltimemichael]

@ashrafaddani @impromptuvision Reality

[michael @fulltimemichael]

@blitzkriegbauer @impromptuvision How does God experience life in physical form, if not through us

[michael @fulltimemichael]

@Rothmus I have morning woods every morning that are solid as a rock

[michael @fulltimemichael]

@NicholasARamos @dylanmadden I owe them nothing and at the same time it hurts to see your mom work a soul sucking job, so wanting to get ones money right and help out has nothing to do with needing therapy

[michael @fulltimemichael]

@zachpogrob I‘m pumping out the pages the last few days daily, serious solo therapy