In this time of self reflection and (theoretically) improvement, I’ve decided I’m no longer recognizing substandard butter brands (anything besides Kerry or Dairy Gold).
From here on out we will be calling them “spreads” instead.
guys when they’re with their buddies: i need a beer and cheesy fries if you take me to a “wine bar” with “microgreens” and “small plates” i will implode
guys when they’re with their gf: baby, the tuna tataki is sooo good…!!! and what’s on top? watermelon radish? incredible .
do retvrn to office freaks know that when you work from home you can have a slice of warm buttered toast whenever you want? do they know that you can have a slice of warm buttered toast maybe even with jam and you can eat it on the couch while it’s still warm
not drinking has had many side effects, almost all positive, but what i could never have predicted was the degree to which my lemonade consumption would skyrocket
I love saying ‘I fell asleep’ during the day when actually I did purposely lay down on my bed with a teddy and a blanket and closed my eyes blissfully. Oopsie! An honest mistake that anyone could make