The Caveman (He's The Sheriff)

He/him/fuckin whatever🪵🧙‍♂️🦝 Watch me swooce right in

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"UwU step on me" literally fuck off dude I know youre just trying to bait out my easily exploitable stomp move

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[The Caveman (He's The Sheriff) @Fumblehawk]

Nobody at work knows about Caramelldansen. My ass is NOT meant to be here

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Check in with the green-coloured corporate shills in your life today

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Console War claimed a lot of casualties today

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The guy with the cute accent who comes into my work every week to replace the towels desires me carnally. I know this

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Lame-ass dudes in their 30's when something is different now then it was when they were 16:

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@LeiaSkynoober See this is why I need this. They would never have let this CBT foible through

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Looking to hire someone who will stand behind me all day and taze me in the balls if it ever looks like I'm going to start hornyposting about being a housewife or Da Vinci's apprentice

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Love meddling ngl

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Cyberpunk: Phantom Liberty is an aspirational story because it envisions a future where the US has a lesbian president

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These bitches on tiktok do NOT know Odlaw

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You can always tell when I've seen another tweet about TLJ lol

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So wild how people will go out and say stuff like 'Snoke was a really interesting character' do you actually have to be a lobotomite to qualify as a Star Wars fan

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@kenklippenstein Something something put my stem in your Corp bussy

[weird and smelly @kiiroi_jacket]

the decor at the gay dive bar i went to last night was crazy

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What is this? Keep seeing it when I got to make a new X

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I will never touch this Threads shit. My family follows my Instagram, I can't talk about cum on there

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@SweatersInAug Storing hundreds of leftover tweets in my fallout bunker

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Like honestly what is this shit

[The Caveman (He's The Sheriff) @Fumblehawk]

We are truly living in the golden age of bait right now. I have trouble believing that any statement made online is genuine and not just fishing for engagement.