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is what happens to you when you buy too many records, watch too many films, and drink too many (insert list)

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#commbank #commbankfail
Hey would be nice to send netcodes via SMS when your banking app is down … thanks for a shit Saturday

[7NEWS Melbourne @7NewsMelbourne]

Melbourne's amateur football community is rallying behind a young finance worker after a freak on-field clash left him with life-long injuries. Michael Pisker is in intensive care with family by his side. https://t.co/k8x7SE4Z9o @NickMcCallum7 #7NEWS

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Looking for a Golden Plains ticket https://t.co/Boi0QeNi86

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@nickykurac Have you seen a psychologist?

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@nickykurac Johnny Depp = ??

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@nickykurac Sound of Music and McKlusky Does Dallas

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@Webjet_AU when is a good time to call your call centre? I spent over 2 hours waiting today before I gave up …

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Watched this in full yesterday. Worth getting behind

[Climate 200 @climate200]

Change is within reach 💥 ... It's time to press the reset button on Australia’s broken politics!

Help us tip the balance and donate today: https://t.co/PxUYXFFg51

@simonahac #auspol #ClimateActionNow #NPC

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Hey #uber how do I reactivate my account when I haven’t used it in years and don’t have my old credit card number? #ubersupport

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Scotty from marketing clearly forgot to turn on his irony meter this morning, when he said “People are allowed to say what they think…” as he defended old mate George Christensen. Didn’t he just deport a tennis player for possibly expressing anti-vax sentiment? #auspol #ScoMo

[Senator Briggs (Biblically Accurate) @Briggs]

Ima get my celebrants license and turn my shows into a place of worship.

[Kon Karapanagiotidis @Kon__K]

When do the 97 refugees who have been held as prisoners by Morrison Government for the last 8 years and 59 days come out of lockdown? When do they get to be free? Please don’t forget them as you celebrate a freedom that was never taken from you in the way it has been for refugees

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Join me in supporting the Save Our Scene - we're on a road to nowhere Campaign https://t.co/tyowzyGMwB

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@Loud_Lass Lean in Josh. Lean in. My largesse only extends so far.

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@hairycow It was the squirrels!

[Michael Rowland @mjrowland68]

BREAKING: Former @abc730 host @KerryOBrien has declined an Order of Australia award (an AO) in protest against tennis great Margaret Court receiving the top honour. Mr O'Brien says the decision to give Ms Court the award was 'deeply insensitive' and 'divisive'. @abcnews

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@Loud_Lass Hold on a minute, you don’t look like me, therefore your fight for equality is not as important as mine to maintain male, white supremacy

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@mirandadevine You are an absolute disgrace

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@Loud_Lass Thank goodness for the Bonk Ban! #auspol

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I do like the simplicity of this new government policy #lockdownMelbourne #COVID19Vic