Hu Tao - 𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔶 𝔤𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔯

The Wangsheng funeral parlor’s 77th director!
All memberships come with free jugs of “milk”
🕊️🪦

[Hu Tao - 𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔶 𝔤𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔯 @Fun3ralD1hrect]

The finest Funeral director this side of teyvat!
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Clients: hundreds!
Height: 5’3” but don’t look down on me!
Wealth: putting Morax to shame!
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🧵

[Hu Tao - 𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔶 𝔤𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔯 @Fun3ralD1hrect]

Can I get it bre- goat milk, please?

[: ひめこ。 @BIMBEKO]

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ᅠ⠀considering the oppressive summer heat this year, your dearest navigator decided to make you 𝙞𝙘𝙚𝙙 coffee as a treat today instead. 💞
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[Hu Tao - 𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔶 𝔤𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔯 @Fun3ralD1hrect]

@PUPPETPRXDATOR Nah make them bigger

[Hu Tao - 𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔶 𝔤𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔯 @Fun3ralD1hrect]

@flamingwish //👀

[Hu Tao - 𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔶 𝔤𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔯 @Fun3ralD1hrect]

@PUPPETPRXDATOR What? Gonna make me your puppet if I try?

[Hu Tao - 𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔶 𝔤𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔯 @Fun3ralD1hrect]

@PUPPETPRXDATOR //

[Hu Tao - 𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔶 𝔤𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔯 @Fun3ralD1hrect]

It’s everyone’s favouuurrrite director’s birthday today, You know what that means!
Get sucking.

[Genshin Impact @GenshinImpact]

Happy Birthday, Hu Tao!
#GenshinImpact #HuTao

Shh... quiet now! I'm in the middle of creating a masterpiece!
Take a look at the ghost on this Xiao Lantern. Lifelike, isn't it? Why, it looks as though it might float right off the lantern at any moment!
And with the moonlight just right tonight, perhaps we should send it off together and see who we can frighten...
—Ahem. I'm joking, of course. A work of such artistic value ought to remain with its creator as a keepsake... Though, if you truly like it that much, I suppose I could part with it.

[Hu Tao - 𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔶 𝔤𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔯 @Fun3ralD1hrect]

@PUPPETPRXDATOR What? Waiting for me to say it?

[Hu Tao - 𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔶 𝔤𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔯 @Fun3ralD1hrect]

@OLDH0RNYFOX “Yes ma’am”

…like you won’t be saying the same back to me, heh

[Hu Tao - 𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔶 𝔤𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔯 @Fun3ralD1hrect]

@SunbladeMaiden Mommy sorry mommy sorry mommy sorry mommy sorry mo

[Hu Tao - 𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔶 𝔤𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔯 @Fun3ralD1hrect]

@TheHagArbiter Oh a vacation sounds great, would love to join you~

[Hu Tao - 𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔶 𝔤𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔯 @Fun3ralD1hrect]

//I lowkey use “~” too much but idrc

[Hu Tao - 𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔶 𝔤𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔯 @Fun3ralD1hrect]

@Ven0Utis Can you make an outfit for me? If you want I’d LOVE for you take my measurements personally~

[Hu Tao - 𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔶 𝔤𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔯 @Fun3ralD1hrect]

Liyue heat so intense I may or may not be sitting in my office naked
But hey, atleast I’m not jerking off
Mainly because I already used a ghost-ahole™️ earlier but that’s besides the point

[𝟕〃 𝐂𝖺𝘁𝗵𝖾𝗋𝗂𝗻𝗲 . @CATHY_WH0RESHAW]

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ᅠᅠ𝐈𝐓'𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐃𝐌𝐒 ,
𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐄 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐘 , 𝐒𝐇𝐄
𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐁𝐄 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐘 . ~

[Hu Tao - 𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔶 𝔤𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔯 @Fun3ralD1hrect]

@bratddicted Being so helpful isn’t necessarily a bad thing, especially a student is in need~

[𝟕〃 𝐂𝖺𝘁𝗵𝖾𝗋𝗂𝗻𝗲 . @CATHY_WH0RESHAW]

⠀⠀cathy feels very shy
⠀ she wants to know .

[Hu Tao - 𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔶 𝔤𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔯 @Fun3ralD1hrect]

@SlNNERNO9 Oh if you want to help remember, I can always help you relive it~

[Hu Tao - 𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔶 𝔤𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔯 @Fun3ralD1hrect]

@songstresswings //real af