dying alone

Just two pre-professionals dying alone and tweeting everything we'd tweet if we didn't have to get jobs later on in life.

[dying alone @fun_employed_]

"What was your last relationship like?"

[dying alone @fun_employed_]

"You seem to be boy crazy but that's not a real diagnosis" - my therapist

[dying alone @fun_employed_]

I love paying my therapist for her to listen to me lie to her face.

[dying alone @fun_employed_]

I made the guy I'm sleeping with business cards. Should have put "for a good time call" on them.

[dying alone @fun_employed_]

Damn fam back at it with the emotional manipulation.

[dying alone @fun_employed_]

Lol it's fine you didn't have to meet my mom you're going leave me anyway