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[A.VICTOR @Lifeof_AG01]

The opposite of a nonchalant man is an affectionate man/a present man, not a “SIMP”

[Pamilerin Adegoke @Pamilerin]

If your WIFE is MANAGING that MARRIAGE because of the CHILDREN ,Oga ur OLD AGE won't be FUNNY.
I say let me update U

[Boluwatife @TEEPHTREND]

From having male genitals to having female genitals.

From Penis to Vagina.

Gender.........surgery.

[Boluwatife @TEEPHTREND]

After giving birth, a woman's internal wounds take six months to heal, 12 months for physical recovery, two years for hormonal balance, and up to five years to rediscover her identity. Relationships frequently fail during this time due to a lack of understanding. Be kind and patient with new mothers; they are facing more challenges than it appears.

[🧸 @_y3maya]

i need to understand the confidence this turtleneck of a cloth gives these student pastors😂

[Chelsea Dodgers @TheBlueDodger]

New York Knicks basketball player Josh Hart:

"Arsenal is not humble. Have they ever won a Champions League? How long have they been around? They never won that? Okay. London's blue, never red. Up the Chels" 🔵😂

#CFC

[Funchi 💧💦 @Funchi_soft]

@ChelseaFC Y'all lots are so unserious fr fr... No shirt sponsor in 2026

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Me listening to how bad things have gotten at my job since I left

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

🦁⚡️

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

Drake was gifted a full-scale replica of Kimi Räikkönen’s iconic McLaren MP4-21 ice sculpture for the release of ‘ICEMAN’ 🧊

The original sculpture was made for Kimi at the 2006 Monaco Grand Prix, where the F1 legend was famously known as “The Iceman” for his calm, ice-cold demeanor.

[Young Jonn @YoungJonn]

I see the money coming fr!

[HYPETRIBE @hypetribeng]

YCEE DIDN’T LOSE IT FOR A SECOND 🤯😧

[chart data @chartdata]

US albums chart preview (via @HITSDD):

#1 Drake (ICEMAN) 174K
#2 Ella Langley 93K
#3 Morgan Wallen 84K
#4 Noah Kahan 78K
#5 Paul McCartney 67K
#6 Michael Jackson (Thriller) 60K
#7 Michael (Ones) 55K
#8 Drake (HABIBTI) 43K
#9 aespa 42K
#10 BTS 42K
#13 Shinedown 36K
#16 Latto 34K
#18 Drake (MAID) 31K

[Boosie BadAzz @BOOSIEOFFICIAL]

JUST IMAGINING HOW DRAKE FEEL AFTER BOOSTING SO MANY ARTIST CAREERS WITH HIS FEATURES 🤮N THOSE SAME MFS AINT GOT SHIT TO SAY POSITIVE ABOUT THIS DUDE. THATS WEAK ASS FUCK TO ME‼️ON GOD, IF I WAS DRAKE NOBODY COULD EVER GET ANOTHER FEATURE FROM ME ‼️#onbleek

[Hoops Crave @HoopsCrave]

Lil Wayne on Jay-Z dissing Drake:

“That’s my son. You touch Drizzy, you touch Weezy. Think about that.”

[RapTV @Rap]

The top performing music from rappers this week:

💿 1. Drake — ICEMAN
💿 2. Drake — HABIBTI
💿 3. Drake — MAID OF HONOUR
💿 4. Don Toliver — OCTANE
💿 5. Drake — Take Care

🎶 1. Drake — Janice STFU
🎶 2. Drake — Shabang
🎶 3. Drake, Future & Molly Santana — Ran To Atlanta
🎶 4. Drake — Whisper My Name
🎶 5. Drake — National Treasures

*Positions based on sales, streaming, and radio airplay data in the US*

[Chartdrake @chartdrake]

.@Drake’s “Janice STFU” remains at #1 for 17th consecutive day on Global Apple Music.

[RapTV @Rap]

Drake broke the record for most streams in 1 month EVER for a rapper on Spotify🔥🦉

He earned 2.7 BILLION streams in May 2026 🥶

[RapTV @Rap]

Drake has become the first artist in history to have 100 career hits on Billboard’s radio songs chart‼️🧊