Logan Gelbrich

STR/KE MVMNT || Agency : Standard || DEUCE ™ || #HoldTheStandard

[Logan Gelbrich @FunctionalCoach]

Is there anything more @LAPDHQ than spending time harassing our favorite local restaurant about outdoor seating when three people were stabbed in the neighborhood this week?

[Logan Gelbrich @FunctionalCoach]

who should i follow on @beehiiv ?

@thesamparr

[Logan Gelbrich @FunctionalCoach]

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[Logan Gelbrich @FunctionalCoach]

hear me out: if we’re going full capitalism then let’s do it… taxpayers are stakeholders in the business of their govnt.

at the end of each quarter & fiscal year the govnt sends out reporting of everything they accomplished with our investment. how we lookin’, guys?

thoughts?

[Logan Gelbrich @FunctionalCoach]

dude i just realized you’re the sum of the 5 people closest to you and we’re all exhausted

[Logan Gelbrich @FunctionalCoach]

@TaylorGelbrich lame

[DEUCE ™ @DEUCE_Gym]

we don’t do paid ads, but our coaches have health care 🤷‍♂️

[Logan Gelbrich @FunctionalCoach]

I saw a meme one time that said, “why pay for pad thai takeout when you can go to the store and spend $90 on ingredients and make worse pad thai at home?”

And, I’ve been using that the justify way too much..

[Logan Gelbrich @FunctionalCoach]

@capcutapp what’s happening with the app? :/

[Logan Gelbrich @FunctionalCoach]

We’re starting an Introduction to Strength Training course next week at @DEUCE_Gym for beginners - it’s only an 8-week commitment, 2 days per week.

Know anyone that this is for?

#Venice

[DEUCE ™ @DEUCE_Gym]

if your gym isn’t owned by venture capital, are you even training?

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F45 is deepfake Tae Bo

[DEUCE ™ @DEUCE_Gym]

POV: the clock is counting down instead of up

[Logan Gelbrich @FunctionalCoach]

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[Logan Gelbrich @FunctionalCoach]

@KTLA This isn’t news. Respect yourself. Be the news!

[DEUCE ™ @DEUCE_Gym]

DEUCE Nutrition Coach: did you hit your protein numbers this week?

Me:

[Logan Gelbrich @FunctionalCoach]

Hyrox isn’t a method. It’s a test.

[Logan Gelbrich @FunctionalCoach]

anyone else seeing the correlation between the rise of Power Slap and literally everything else?

[Logan Gelbrich @FunctionalCoach]

you simply cannot pay Shohei too much money

[San Diego Baseball @USDbaseball]

Join us on Saturday, November 8, as we honor Brian Matusz as one of eight 2025 inductees into the USD Athletics Hall of Fame 💙

🔗: https://t.co/ez8HdaxSJD

#GoToreros