A Functional Twit

ugggh.

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You call that a pinned tweet?

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@tarongazoo is there a sudden upswing of wobbly possum syndrome in Sydney lately? Recently I've picked up a brushy and a ringtail in the inner west which looked bad (took them to vet), and seen three others displaying signs, and seems like there's fewer healthy ones around.

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@laurenboebert Good

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Could be time to abandon this place to the fascists #musktwitter

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Honestly seems like African American women are the only people in whole USA doing anything to maintain US democracy.

https://t.co/fc3u7MTgRW

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@Real_DominiqueE @skulled1 @TonyHWindsor If the shoe fits...

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@MikeCarlton01 Foxy minx is toying with us. Look at those top buttons adrift, that hint of formless chest... He knows what he's doing.

He may have been saying something too, but I don't take opinions from the eye candy. Paul should definitely be seen, rather than heard.

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@ScottyFromMktg The evidence suggests he thinks the weeks between New Years and the following Christmas are also perfect for sitting around doing nothing.

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"Are you available to catch up over a coffee in the next week or so?"

"Technically I am, but I'm also available to catch up over half a dozen manhattans, a burger, and two beers for the stumble home, and we both know which version of catching up is correct."

#holidayseason

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Me, after getting back from the fish shop on the 24th of December, every year; "fuck me prawn rolls are amazing".

Seriously no idea why I don't eat them 365.

#Christmas #Aussie #Australia

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The Let it Go last work week of December client request mega mix...

#Christmas #EOY #doitnextyear

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America is fucking cooked.

https://t.co/mHeE8Y0C4Q

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So it turns out that when we're pushed, Sydneysiders are capable of some fucking epic picnics. Jesus fucking Christ we can picnic. The kind of picnics that lose skin and break you for a couple of days. #picnic #SydneyLockdown

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Dear New York,

Fuck off. I require neither your pizza nor your opinions on vaccines, but next time I want a bagel, I'll give you a call. Also, Chicago does better hotdogs than you.

Thanks,
Sydney
#NYC #Chicago #Covid_19 #Sydney #VaccinesWork
https://t.co/PFvvRUKXVx

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The Joe Rogan Experience; by short men, for short men.

Tiny men have rights. Very small rights.

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Um. I don’t know . Really . Might pass .

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@MikeCarlton01 To be fair to Morrison, he's definitely incompetent enough for this to simply be a fuck up.

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@adambspencer This year, as with every year for the last couple of decades, they're looking dangerous... 🤷🏻🤦🏻

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@ABCmediawatch Keep him on - just watched an episode and he's killing it

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@MoonPie If you promise to take said billionaire with and strand them on the moon, I'll find you a suitable billionaire.

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"We are totally against cocaine and the use of drugs..."

I love Eurovision so much.

#Eurovision #rackitup #powderski #freshtracks