Emily Rose

[Hollymore @Hollymore10703]

Ppl look at u crazy when you look at them on the subway like yes I wanna look at you bitch you’re part of the mosaic of life

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

Fake ass chiller I can feel your ambitious nature

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

I'm one two-factor authentication away from snapping.

[erica @ericanextdooor]

i am the michael jordan of laying down

[jimmy falun gong @eviIcherub]

i dont think an nda would work on me. like im at least telling my roommate and the girls idgaf

[Kendall Pennington @Kenny___Rose]

imagine having to be the next boeing whistleblower as ur fantasy football punishment

[mir.i.am #PrayForSnooki @moll11y]

I love a good nook. Not too crazy about a cranny

[chi @ChiThukral]

you know you’re in mojo dojo casa house when you have to use the xbox controller as the tv remote

[6len ʚїɞ @6len0022]

removing makeup before going to sleep should be one of a husband's duties

[Ⓜ️isterD @MisterD78UK]

Oh i'm well aware I made it weird but it's part of my charm and it will happen again

[📎 @mikesnosense]

im like the opposite of machine learning. human forgetting

[Niccoya @niccoyat]

I already know ima have them forehead wrinkles when I get older because I be PERPLEXED.

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

You hit a certain age and suddenly start caring about the textiles section at the museum

[Krash @krashworks]

My gf asks me questions like I’m google

[regular gem @Choplogik]

hey! sorry to call so late but i'm at a bar & i'm struggling to explain your vibe to some strangers. could you get down here and demonstrate some of your typical motifs?

[Emily Rose @Funenfeld]

@nklandy Come thru

[Emily Rose @Funenfeld]

Hello Twitter! #myfirstTweet