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Yo mama is so stupid she had to climb of the glass wall to see what was on the other side!

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Twitter is the leading cause of death to phones/iPods.

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Why did the special person climb the wall?
To see what was on the other side.

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I'll have the #2, hold the bacon. #shitnobodysays

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Good thing about tomorrow: it's not Monday.

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Blonde Inventions
1. The water-proof towel
2. Solar powered flashlight
3. A book on how to read
4. Inflatable dart board

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Yo mama is so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

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Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

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:(: #bipolar

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The smell of coffee > the taste of coffee

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Naked old people.

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Yo mama so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.

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Yo Mama is so ugly that she scares blind people!

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Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized at Sea world.

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Q: how do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
A: give it a nipple.